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Enjoy! 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 3 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,132 Do you find me sadistic? 4 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:32,779 You know, 5 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:38,091 I'll bet I could fry an egg on your head right now. 6 00:01:38,691 --> 00:01:40,682 If I wanted to. 7 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,104 You know, kiddo. 8 00:01:46,657 --> 00:01:52,514 I'd like to believe you're aware enough, even now, 9 00:01:52,914 --> 00:01:58,876 to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. 10 00:02:00,338 --> 00:02:04,332 Well, maybe towards those other jokers. 11 00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:08,759 But not you. 12 00:02:11,807 --> 00:02:13,334 No, kiddo. 13 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,220 At this moment... 14 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:23,928 This is me at my most masochistic. 15 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:25,518 Bill. 16 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,066 It's your baby. 17 00:05:42,852 --> 00:05:44,879 Coming! 18 00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:47,061 Sarah, I cannot believe you are early. 19 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:52,538 What you gonna do now, huh? 20 00:06:52,939 --> 00:06:53,989 What you got? 21 00:06:54,089 --> 00:06:55,629 I got your ass! Remember that? 22 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:56,777 Remember? 23 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:08,392 Okay. Come on, bitch. 24 00:07:09,438 --> 00:07:12,647 Come on. Bring it on. 25 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:53,257 Mommy, I'm home. 26 00:07:53,357 --> 00:07:54,675 Hey, baby. 27 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,686 How was school? 28 00:07:58,529 --> 00:08:01,396 Mommy, what happened to you and the TV room? 29 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:06,187 That good-for-nothing dog of yours got his ass 30 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:08,606 in the living room and acted a damn fool. 31 00:08:08,706 --> 00:08:11,358 - That's what happened, baby. - Barney did this? 32 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,736 Baby, now, you can't come in here. 33 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:17,795 There's broken glass everywhere, and you could cut yourself. 34 00:08:23,387 --> 00:08:27,041 This is an old friend of Mommy's I ain't seen in a long time. 35 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:29,084 Hi, honey. 36 00:08:29,184 --> 00:08:32,768 I'm (! ? @ !). What's your name? 37 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:37,968 Her name is Nikki. 38 00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:39,650 Nikki. 39 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,271 Such a pretty name for such a pretty girl. 40 00:08:45,075 --> 00:08:47,157 How old are you, Nikki? 41 00:08:49,371 --> 00:08:50,814 Nikki, 42 00:08:50,915 --> 00:08:52,743 (! ? @ !) asked you a question. 43 00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:55,903 I'm 4. 44 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,540 4 years old? 45 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:02,920 You know, I had a little girl once. 46 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:07,048 She'd be about 4 now. 47 00:09:09,975 --> 00:09:12,378 Now, baby, me and Mommy's friend 48 00:09:12,478 --> 00:09:14,922 got some grown-up talk to talk about. 49 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,423 You go in your room. 50 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:19,510 I want you to leave us alone till I tell you to come out. 51 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:21,442 Okay? 52 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,306 Nikkia! 53 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:26,647 In your room. Now. 54 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,949 You want some coffee? 55 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,290 Yeah. Sure. 56 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,294 This Pasadena homemaker's name 57 00:09:53,394 --> 00:09:54,461 is Jeanne Bell. 58 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,672 Her husband is Dr. Lawrence Bell. 59 00:09:56,772 --> 00:09:59,758 But back when we were acquainted, four years ago, 60 00:09:59,858 --> 00:10:01,677 her name was Vernita Green. 61 00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:04,763 Her code name was Copperhead. 62 00:10:04,863 --> 00:10:06,598 Mine, Black Mamba. 63 00:10:06,698 --> 00:10:08,280 Do you have a towel? 64 00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:11,283 Yeah. 65 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,196 Thanks. 66 00:10:17,296 --> 00:10:19,531 You still take cream and sugar, right? 67 00:10:19,631 --> 00:10:21,167 Yeah. 68 00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:26,246 So I suppose it's a little late for an apology? 69 00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:28,624 You suppose correctly. 70 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,959 Look, bitch, I need to know 71 00:10:31,059 --> 00:10:33,712 if you're gonna start any more shit around my baby girl. 72 00:10:33,812 --> 00:10:35,974 You can relax for now. 73 00:10:36,982 --> 00:10:40,816 I'm not gonna murder you in front of your child, okay? 74 00:10:41,987 --> 00:10:43,430 That's being more rational 75 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,807 than Bill led me to believe you were capable of. 76 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:50,062 It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. 77 00:10:50,162 --> 00:10:52,278 Not rationality. 78 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:58,362 Look. 79 00:10:58,462 --> 00:11:00,155 I know I fucked you over. 80 00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:01,990 I fucked you over bad. 81 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:04,502 I wish to God I hadn't, but I did. 82 00:11:05,469 --> 00:11:07,454 You have every right to want to get even. 83 00:11:07,554 --> 00:11:09,873 No, no, no, no, no. 84 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,291 No. 85 00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,962 To get even, even Stephen, 86 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:20,842 I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her, 87 00:11:20,942 --> 00:11:24,137 then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home 88 00:11:24,237 --> 00:11:26,265 and kill him. 89 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:28,777 That would be even, Vernita. 90 00:11:28,909 --> 00:11:31,061 That'd be about square. 91 00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:34,147 Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. 92 00:11:34,247 --> 00:11:35,783 But I can't. 93 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:40,153 All I can tell you is that I'm a different person now. 94 00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:43,115 Oh, great. 95 00:11:43,215 --> 00:11:44,199 I don't care. 96 00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:45,867 Be that as it may, 97 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:48,996 I know I don't deserve your mercy or your forgiveness. 98 00:11:49,096 --> 00:11:53,458 However, I beseech you for both on behalf of my daughter. 99 00:11:53,558 --> 00:11:57,051 Bitch, you can stop right there. 100 00:11:58,188 --> 00:12:00,215 Just because I have no wish to murder you 101 00:12:00,315 --> 00:12:01,967 before the eyes of your daughter 102 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:04,636 does not mean that parading her in front of me 103 00:12:04,736 --> 00:12:07,431 is gonna inspire sympathy. 104 00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:10,517 You and I have unfinished business. 105 00:12:10,617 --> 00:12:12,811 And not a goddamn thing you've done 106 00:12:12,911 --> 00:12:14,396 in the subsequent four years, 107 00:12:14,496 --> 00:12:18,706 including getting knocked up, is gonna change that. 108 00:12:19,835 --> 00:12:22,112 So when do we do this? 109 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:24,072 It all depends. 110 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,992 When do you want to die? 111 00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:29,828 Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? 112 00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:31,413 How about tonight, bitch? 113 00:12:31,513 --> 00:12:33,707 Splendid. Where? 114 00:12:33,807 --> 00:12:36,543 There's a baseball diamond where I coach Little League 115 00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:37,919 about a mile from here. 116 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:40,339 We meet there around 2.30 in the morning, 117 00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:44,426 dressed all in black, your hair in a black stocking. 118 00:12:44,526 --> 00:12:47,012 And we have us a knife fight. 119 00:12:47,112 --> 00:12:49,056 We won't be bothered. 120 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:54,276 Now, I have to fix Nikki's cereal. 121 00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:05,280 Bill said you were one of the best ladies he saw 122 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,698 with an edged weapon. 123 00:13:06,798 --> 00:13:09,117 Fuck you, bitch. 124 00:13:09,217 --> 00:13:11,495 I know he didn't qualify that shit. 125 00:13:11,595 --> 00:13:15,884 So you can just kiss my motherfucking ass, Black Mamba. 126 00:13:16,057 --> 00:13:17,793 Black Mamba. 127 00:13:17,893 --> 00:13:20,754 I should have been motherfucking Black Mamba. 128 00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:22,005 Weapon of choice? 129 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,847 If you want to stick with your butcher knife, that's fine. 130 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:29,054 Very funny, bitch. 131 00:13:29,154 --> 00:13:30,895 Very funny! 132 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:32,335 It was not my intention to do this in front of you. 133 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,538 For that, I'm sorry. 134 00:14:36,638 --> 00:14:39,471 But you can take my word for it. 135 00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:44,931 Your mother had it coming. 136 00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:06,749 When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it... 137 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:11,995 I'll be waiting. 138 00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:24,396 Come on out to Dallas. 139 00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:28,650 This is Rockabilly Rhythms on KTRN, Wichita Falls. 140 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,860 And next, we got some record. 141 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,078 Very own wild man, Charlie Feathers. 142 00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:14,237 Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One. 143 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,920 It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. 144 00:17:18,091 --> 00:17:21,709 They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution style. 145 00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:25,624 Give me a figure. 146 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,500 Nine dead bodies. 147 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,128 And we're talking the whole shebang. 148 00:17:30,228 --> 00:17:33,048 Bride. Groom. 149 00:17:33,148 --> 00:17:34,841 Reverend. 150 00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:37,385 Reverend's wife. 151 00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:41,431 They even shot that old coloured fella that plays the organ. 152 00:17:41,531 --> 00:17:43,975 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union 153 00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:46,942 and wasn't able to hold their peace. 154 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:55,080 Good gravy, Marie. 155 00:18:00,258 --> 00:18:02,035 What'd I tell you, Pop? 156 00:18:02,135 --> 00:18:05,288 It's like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad. 157 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:08,166 You better shit-can that blasphemy, boy. 158 00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:11,509 - You're in a house of worship. - Sorry, Pop. 159 00:18:13,313 --> 00:18:16,091 Well, this is definitely the work of professionals. 160 00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:20,185 I'd guesstimate Mexican Mafia hit squad. 161 00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:23,598 Four, maybe five strong. 162 00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:25,725 How can you tell? 163 00:18:25,825 --> 00:18:28,487 Well, a sure and steady hand did this. 164 00:18:29,913 --> 00:18:32,607 This ain't no squirrelly amateur. 165 00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:35,819 This is the work of a salty dog. 166 00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:38,780 You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. 167 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,492 Now, a kill-crazy rampage, though it may be, 168 00:18:42,592 --> 00:18:45,870 all the colours are kept inside the lines. 169 00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:50,464 If you was a moron, you could almost admire it. 170 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,596 Who's the bride? 171 00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:05,140 Don't know. 172 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,142 The name on the marriage certificate 173 00:19:07,242 --> 00:19:10,103 is Arlene Machiavelli. 174 00:19:10,203 --> 00:19:11,479 That's a fake. 175 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:15,233 We've been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress. 176 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,319 You can tell she was pregnant. 177 00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:20,113 Man would have to be a mad dog 178 00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:23,922 to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. 179 00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:27,884 Look at her. 180 00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:32,167 Hay-coloured hair. 181 00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:34,711 Big eyes. 182 00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,553 She's a little blood-spattered angel. 183 00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,011 Son Number One? 184 00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:44,262 Yeah? 185 00:19:44,362 --> 00:19:48,902 This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead. 186 00:22:23,688 --> 00:22:26,225 I might never have liked you. 187 00:22:27,692 --> 00:22:30,935 Point in fact, I despise you. 188 00:22:32,155 --> 00:22:36,274 But that shouldn't suggest that I don't respect you. 189 00:22:39,454 --> 00:22:42,690 Dying in our sleep is a luxury 190 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:45,777 that our kind is rarely afforded. 191 00:22:45,877 --> 00:22:49,211 My gift to you. 192 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:57,711 For fuck's sake. 193 00:23:01,434 --> 00:23:02,640 Hello, Bill. 194 00:23:04,312 --> 00:23:06,297 What's her condition? 195 00:23:06,397 --> 00:23:08,559 Comatose. 196 00:23:09,525 --> 00:23:10,843 Where is she? 197 00:23:10,943 --> 00:23:14,180 I'm standing over her right now. 198 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,362 That's my girl. 199 00:23:19,202 --> 00:23:21,688 Elle, you're going to abort the mission. 200 00:23:21,788 --> 00:23:22,981 What? 201 00:23:23,081 --> 00:23:24,649 We owe her better than that. 202 00:23:24,749 --> 00:23:26,484 Oh, you don't owe her shit! 203 00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:28,194 Will you keep your voice down? 204 00:23:28,294 --> 00:23:30,154 You don't owe her shit! 205 00:23:30,254 --> 00:23:32,323 May I say one thing? 206 00:23:32,423 --> 00:23:34,255 Speak. 207 00:23:35,426 --> 00:23:37,328 Y'all beat the hell out of that woman. 208 00:23:37,428 --> 00:23:39,288 But you didn't kill her. 209 00:23:39,388 --> 00:23:41,332 And I put a bullet in her head. 210 00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:44,585 But her heart just kept on beating. 211 00:23:44,685 --> 00:23:46,254 Now, you saw that yourself 212 00:23:46,354 --> 00:23:51,144 with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? 213 00:23:52,026 --> 00:23:55,513 We've done a lot of things to this lady. 214 00:23:55,613 --> 00:24:01,102 And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more. 215 00:24:01,202 --> 00:24:03,104 But one thing we won't do 216 00:24:03,204 --> 00:24:07,567 is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat 217 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:10,534 and kill her in her sleep. 218 00:24:11,629 --> 00:24:14,282 And the reason we won't do that thing 219 00:24:14,382 --> 00:24:19,287 is because that thing would lower us. 220 00:24:19,387 --> 00:24:21,754 Don't you agree, Miss Driver? 221 00:24:23,641 --> 00:24:24,959 I guess. 222 00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:27,551 Do you really have to guess? 223 00:24:27,687 --> 00:24:29,714 No. 224 00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:33,557 I don't really have to guess. I know. 225 00:24:34,861 --> 00:24:37,193 Come on home, honey. 226 00:24:38,447 --> 00:24:40,563 Affirmative. 227 00:24:41,742 --> 00:24:43,936 I love you very much. 228 00:24:44,036 --> 00:24:46,073 I love you, too. 229 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:50,748 Bye-bye. 230 00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:04,341 Thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn't you? 231 00:25:07,476 --> 00:25:10,505 Word of advice, shit head. 232 00:25:10,605 --> 00:25:13,643 Don't you ever wake up. 233 00:25:48,226 --> 00:25:55,133 At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic. 234 00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:58,396 Bill, it's your baby. 235 00:27:00,298 --> 00:27:04,041 Oh, my baby. 236 00:27:29,368 --> 00:27:31,729 Four years. 237 00:27:31,829 --> 00:27:33,411 Four years. 238 00:28:02,943 --> 00:28:05,429 The price is $75 a fuck, my friend. 239 00:28:05,529 --> 00:28:07,431 You getting your freak on or what? 240 00:28:07,531 --> 00:28:09,363 Oh, yeah, boy. 241 00:28:13,746 --> 00:28:15,690 20, 40, 60, 75. 242 00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:17,733 Yeah. Now here's the rules. 243 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,527 Rule number one. 244 00:28:19,627 --> 00:28:20,695 No punching her. 245 00:28:20,795 --> 00:28:22,571 Nurse comes in and she got a shiner 246 00:28:22,671 --> 00:28:24,198 or less some teeth, jig's up. 247 00:28:24,298 --> 00:28:26,659 So no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. 248 00:28:26,759 --> 00:28:28,744 By the way, this cunt's a spitter. 249 00:28:28,844 --> 00:28:30,288 It's a motor-reflex thing. 250 00:28:30,388 --> 00:28:32,206 But spit or no, no punching. 251 00:28:32,306 --> 00:28:35,293 - Now, are we clear on rule one? - Yeah. 252 00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:38,504 Good. Now, rule number two. No monkey bites. No Hickeys. 253 00:28:38,604 --> 00:28:41,215 In fact, no leaving no marks of no kind. 254 00:28:41,315 --> 00:28:44,433 After that, it's all good, buddy. 255 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:46,595 Her plumbing down there don't work. 256 00:28:46,695 --> 00:28:48,264 Feel free to come in her all you want. 257 00:28:48,364 --> 00:28:50,224 Keep the noise down. Try not to make a mess. 258 00:28:50,324 --> 00:28:52,065 I'll be back in 20. 259 00:28:52,993 --> 00:28:54,645 Yeah. 260 00:28:54,745 --> 00:28:56,480 Oh, shit. 261 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:59,066 By the way, not all the time, but sometimes 262 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:01,736 this chick's cooch can get drier than a bucket of sand. 263 00:29:01,836 --> 00:29:05,249 If she dry, lube up with this and you'll be good to go. 264 00:29:06,298 --> 00:29:08,209 Bon appétit, good buddy. 265 00:29:17,685 --> 00:29:20,302 Oh, yeah. 266 00:29:22,273 --> 00:29:23,382 Oh, God damn. 267 00:29:23,482 --> 00:29:26,099 You are the best-looking girl I've had today. 268 00:30:14,992 --> 00:30:17,520 Yo, stud! Time's up, buddy. 269 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,271 Coming in, ready or not. 270 00:30:19,371 --> 00:30:22,033 Hey, buddy, did you have yourself a good time, man? 271 00:30:54,657 --> 00:30:56,193 Where's Bill? 272 00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:58,907 Where's Bill? 273 00:31:00,079 --> 00:31:01,355 Please stop hitting me. 274 00:31:01,455 --> 00:31:02,616 Where's Bill? 275 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,734 I don't know who Bill is! 276 00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:07,324 Bullshit! 277 00:31:15,052 --> 00:31:18,789 Well, ain't you the slice of cutie pie they said you was? 278 00:31:18,889 --> 00:31:22,042 Jane Doe? We don't know shit about you, do we? 279 00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:24,086 I'm from Huntsville, Texas. 280 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:27,975 My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck. 281 00:31:31,443 --> 00:31:34,054 Your name is Buck. 282 00:31:34,154 --> 00:31:35,723 Right? 283 00:31:35,823 --> 00:31:39,059 And you came here to fuck. 284 00:31:39,159 --> 00:31:40,478 Right? 285 00:31:40,578 --> 00:31:42,615 Wait a minute. Wait. 286 00:32:08,147 --> 00:32:10,132 "Pussy Wagon." 287 00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:12,098 You fucker. 288 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:42,253 Texas. Okay. 289 00:34:27,870 --> 00:34:30,658 Wiggle your big toe. 290 00:34:34,877 --> 00:34:37,995 Wiggle your big toe. 291 00:34:45,095 --> 00:34:47,803 Wiggle your big toe. 292 00:34:52,144 --> 00:34:55,387 Wiggle your big toe. 293 00:35:00,194 --> 00:35:02,096 Wiggle your big toe. 294 00:35:02,196 --> 00:35:04,390 As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, 295 00:35:04,490 --> 00:35:07,184 trying to will my limbs out of entropy... 296 00:35:07,284 --> 00:35:08,936 Wiggle your big toe. 297 00:35:09,036 --> 00:35:12,940 I could see the faces of the cunts who did this to me. 298 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,907 And the dicks responsible. 299 00:35:17,211 --> 00:35:22,377 Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. 300 00:35:24,718 --> 00:35:26,453 When fortune smiles on something 301 00:35:26,553 --> 00:35:28,789 as violent and ugly as revenge, 302 00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:33,001 it seems proof like no other that not only does God exist, 303 00:35:33,101 --> 00:35:35,212 you're doing his will. 304 00:35:35,312 --> 00:35:37,881 At a time when I knew the least about my enemies, 305 00:35:37,981 --> 00:35:40,050 the first name on my death list, 306 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:43,887 O-Ren lshii, was the easiest to find. 307 00:35:43,987 --> 00:35:46,557 But when one manages the difficult task 308 00:35:46,657 --> 00:35:49,101 of becoming queen of the Tokyo underworld, 309 00:35:49,201 --> 00:35:52,364 one doesn't keep it a secret, does one? 310 00:36:05,759 --> 00:36:09,496 0-Ren lshii was born on an American military base 311 00:36:09,596 --> 00:36:11,665 in Tokyo, Japan. 312 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:15,169 The half-Japanese, half-Chinese American army brat 313 00:36:15,269 --> 00:36:18,589 made her first acquaintance with death at the age of 9. 314 00:36:18,689 --> 00:36:20,966 It was at that age she witnessed 315 00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:22,926 the death of her parents at the hands 316 00:36:23,026 --> 00:36:28,692 of Japan's most ruthless yakuza boss, Boss Matsumoto. 317 00:39:47,443 --> 00:39:48,933 Mommy. 318 00:40:58,014 --> 00:41:00,292 She swore revenge. 319 00:41:00,392 --> 00:41:03,805 Luckily for her, Boss Matsumoto 320 00:41:04,106 --> 00:41:05,612 was a paedophile. 321 00:41:07,649 --> 00:41:11,563 At 11, she got her revenge. 322 00:43:13,683 --> 00:43:18,678 By 20, she was one of the top female assassins in the world. 323 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:08,930 At 25, she did her part in the killing 324 00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:13,476 of nine innocent people, including my unborn daughter, 325 00:44:13,576 --> 00:44:18,439 in a small wedding chapel in El Paso, Texas. 326 00:44:18,539 --> 00:44:26,155 But on that day four years ago she made one big mistake. 327 00:44:26,255 --> 00:44:28,872 She should have killed 10. 328 00:44:29,509 --> 00:44:33,704 However, before satisfaction would be mine, 329 00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:35,998 first things first. 330 00:44:36,098 --> 00:44:39,090 Wiggle your big toe. 331 00:44:45,942 --> 00:44:48,094 Hard part's over. 332 00:44:48,194 --> 00:44:52,279 Now, let's get these other piggies wiggling. 333 00:45:26,774 --> 00:45:28,843 Welcome to Air O. May I help you? 334 00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:31,230 Okinawa. One-way. 335 00:45:58,264 --> 00:45:59,373 Hi. 336 00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,807 Welcome. 337 00:46:09,025 --> 00:46:11,016 You English? 338 00:46:11,152 --> 00:46:13,471 Almost. American. 339 00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:17,225 American. Welcome, American. 340 00:46:17,325 --> 00:46:18,684 Domo. 341 00:46:18,784 --> 00:46:21,395 My English very good. 342 00:46:21,495 --> 00:46:22,980 You said "domo." 343 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,732 Can you speak Japanese? 344 00:46:24,832 --> 00:46:25,900 No, no. 345 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,867 Just a few words I learned since yesterday. 346 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:31,531 May I sit at the bar? 347 00:46:31,631 --> 00:46:34,043 Oh, sure, sure, sure. Please sit. 348 00:46:37,970 --> 00:46:40,790 What other words did you learn? 349 00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:42,833 Oh, just a minute. 350 00:46:59,825 --> 00:47:01,394 Shut up! 351 00:47:01,494 --> 00:47:04,230 Get your ass out here! 352 00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:06,571 Excuse me. 353 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:11,737 What other Japanese do you know? 354 00:47:11,837 --> 00:47:13,030 Oh, let's see. 355 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,991 "Arigato." 356 00:47:15,091 --> 00:47:17,549 "Arigato." Good! 357 00:47:20,179 --> 00:47:21,539 I already said "domo", right? 358 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:24,166 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 359 00:47:24,266 --> 00:47:25,381 "Konn-itch-iwa." 360 00:47:27,103 --> 00:47:29,005 "Kohn-nee-chee-wah." 361 00:47:29,105 --> 00:47:30,506 Konnichi wa. Please repeat. 362 00:47:30,606 --> 00:47:32,008 Konnichi wa. 363 00:47:32,108 --> 00:47:34,969 Perfect. Good, good, good. 364 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:37,888 You say Japanese word like you Japanese. 365 00:47:37,988 --> 00:47:39,515 Now you're making fun of me! 366 00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:42,184 No, no, no, no. Serious business. 367 00:47:42,284 --> 00:47:45,396 Pronunciation very good. 368 00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:50,081 You say arigato like we say arigato. 369 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:56,375 Well, thank you. I mean, arigato. 370 00:47:58,008 --> 00:48:00,411 You should learn Japanese. 371 00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:02,496 Very easy. 372 00:48:02,596 --> 00:48:04,624 No kidding. I heard it was kind of hard. 373 00:48:04,724 --> 00:48:06,709 Most difficult. 374 00:48:06,809 --> 00:48:09,767 But you have Japanese tongue. 375 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:13,813 Okay, okay. 376 00:48:16,402 --> 00:48:18,989 Oh, my God. 377 00:48:41,677 --> 00:48:43,120 I beg your pardon? 378 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:46,415 Drink. 379 00:48:46,515 --> 00:48:50,294 Oh, yes. A bottle of warm sake, please. 380 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:52,171 Warm sake? 381 00:48:52,271 --> 00:48:54,090 Very good! 382 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:30,126 Do you understand? 383 00:49:32,311 --> 00:49:34,177 Do you understand me? 384 00:49:37,399 --> 00:49:39,106 Sorry. 385 00:49:42,822 --> 00:49:44,404 First time in Japan? 386 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:49,145 What brings you to Okinawa? 387 00:49:49,245 --> 00:49:50,980 I came to see a man. 388 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,649 Oh, yeah. 389 00:49:53,749 --> 00:49:56,652 You have a friend live in Okinawa? 390 00:49:56,752 --> 00:49:58,320 Not quite. 391 00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:00,114 Not friend? 392 00:50:00,214 --> 00:50:01,532 I never met him. 393 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,409 Never? 394 00:50:03,509 --> 00:50:05,661 Who is he? 395 00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:07,092 May I ask? 396 00:50:08,097 --> 00:50:10,714 Hattori Hanzo. 397 00:50:42,965 --> 00:50:48,802 You must have big rats, you need Hattori Hanzo's steel. 398 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,047 Huge. 399 00:52:20,646 --> 00:52:22,965 May I? 400 00:52:23,065 --> 00:52:24,806 You may. 401 00:52:27,695 --> 00:52:29,179 Wait. 402 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,816 Try the second one down. 403 00:53:24,752 --> 00:53:26,695 Funny. 404 00:53:26,795 --> 00:53:29,253 You like samurai swords. 405 00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:34,717 I like baseball. 406 00:54:28,232 --> 00:54:30,384 Then give me one of these. 407 00:54:30,484 --> 00:54:32,816 These are not for sale. 408 00:54:34,029 --> 00:54:36,390 I didn't say "sell me." 409 00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,401 I said "give me." 410 00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:43,737 Why should I help you? 411 00:54:43,872 --> 00:54:48,708 Because my vermin is a former student of yours. 412 00:54:51,338 --> 00:54:54,700 And considering the student, 413 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:59,920 I'd say you have a rather large obligation. 414 00:58:51,703 --> 00:58:53,569 Domo. 415 00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:18,171 It was one year after the massacre in El Paso, Texas, 416 00:59:18,271 --> 00:59:20,257 that Bill backed his Nippon progeny 417 00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:22,592 financially and philosophically in her 418 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:25,053 Shakespearian-in-magnitude power struggle 419 00:59:25,153 --> 00:59:26,596 with the other yakuza clans 420 00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:30,726 over who would rule vice in the city of Tokyo. 421 00:59:30,826 --> 00:59:33,103 When the final sword was sheathed, 422 00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:36,286 it was O-Ren lshii and her powerful posse... 423 00:59:37,541 --> 00:59:40,829 the Crazy 88, that proved the victor. 424 00:59:43,296 --> 00:59:45,198 The pretty lady to O-Ren's right, 425 00:59:45,298 --> 00:59:47,826 who's dressed like she's a villain on "Star Trek," 426 00:59:47,926 --> 00:59:51,371 is 0-Ren's lawyer, best friend, and second lieutenant. 427 00:59:51,471 --> 00:59:56,126 The half-French, half-Japanese Sofie Fatale, 428 00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:59,560 another former protégée of Bill's. 429 01:00:02,023 --> 01:00:04,217 The young girl in the school-girl uniform 430 01:00:04,317 --> 01:00:09,598 is 0-Ren's personal bodyguard, 17-year-old Gogo Yubari. 431 01:00:09,698 --> 01:00:13,143 Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age, 432 01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:15,687 she makes up for in madness. 433 01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:00,662 See what I mean? 434 01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:06,655 The bald guy in the black suit and the Kato mask is Johnny Mo, 435 01:01:06,755 --> 01:01:11,170 the head general of O-Ren's personal army, the Crazy 88. 436 01:01:12,928 --> 01:01:15,205 And just in case you were wondering 437 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:19,543 how could a half-breed Japanese-Chinese American 438 01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:25,632 become the boss of all bosses in Tokyo, Japan, I'll tell you. 439 01:01:25,732 --> 01:01:28,593 The subject of O-Ren's blood and nationality 440 01:01:28,693 --> 01:01:31,346 came up before the council only once. 441 01:01:31,446 --> 01:01:36,351 The night O-Ren assumed power over the crime council. 442 01:01:36,451 --> 01:01:38,812 The man who seems bound and determined 443 01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:41,356 to break the mood is Boss Tanaka. 444 01:01:41,456 --> 01:01:44,289 And what Boss Tanaka thinks is... 445 01:04:01,596 --> 01:04:03,999 As your leader... 446 01:04:04,099 --> 01:04:06,001 I encourage you from time to time, 447 01:04:06,101 --> 01:04:10,088 and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. 448 01:04:10,188 --> 01:04:11,423 If you're unconvinced 449 01:04:11,523 --> 01:04:13,967 a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, 450 01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:15,260 tell me so. 451 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,970 But allow me to convince you. 452 01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:19,097 And I promise you, right here and now, 453 01:04:19,197 --> 01:04:22,726 no subject will ever be taboo. 454 01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:26,114 Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. 455 01:04:28,540 --> 01:04:29,983 The price you Pay 456 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:33,361 for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage 457 01:04:33,461 --> 01:04:37,282 as a negative is, I collect your fucking head. 458 01:04:37,382 --> 01:04:39,749 Just like this fucker here. 459 01:04:41,636 --> 01:04:44,623 Now, if any of you sons of bitches 460 01:04:44,723 --> 01:04:49,559 got anything else to say, now is the fucking time! 461 01:04:51,646 --> 01:04:53,228 I didn't think so. 462 01:04:59,487 --> 01:05:01,945 One ticket to Tokyo, please. 463 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:37,926 Moshi moshi. 464 01:09:13,825 --> 01:09:15,156 Hey! 465 01:09:17,328 --> 01:09:18,944 - Hey, yeah! - Hey, yeah! 466 01:09:57,952 --> 01:09:59,989 Gogo. 467 01:12:22,513 --> 01:12:24,073 Did you hear about the Tanaka clan? 468 01:14:00,319 --> 01:14:02,481 O-Ren lshii! 469 01:14:37,149 --> 01:14:38,358 (! ? @ !) 470 01:15:47,635 --> 01:15:49,217 Miki. 471 01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:47,316 So, O-Ren, any more subordinates for me to kill? 472 01:17:48,827 --> 01:17:50,693 Hi! 473 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:56,193 Bingo. 474 01:18:07,846 --> 01:18:13,137 Gogo, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. 475 01:18:14,144 --> 01:18:16,713 But I beg you. 476 01:18:16,813 --> 01:18:18,850 Walk away. 477 01:18:25,197 --> 01:18:27,188 You call that begging? 478 01:18:32,829 --> 01:18:36,163 You can beg better than that. 479 01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:51,803 Is that what I think it is? 480 01:21:51,903 --> 01:21:54,598 You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? 481 01:21:54,698 --> 01:21:58,206 You know, for a second there, 482 01:21:58,807 --> 01:22:01,892 yeah, I kind of did. 483 01:22:02,873 --> 01:22:04,739 Silly rabbit. 484 01:22:05,230 --> 01:22:06,234 Trix are for... 485 01:22:06,334 --> 01:22:07,415 ...Kids. 486 01:29:01,095 --> 01:29:02,520 This is what you get... 487 01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,689 ...for fucking around... 488 01:29:03,797 --> 01:29:05,391 ...with yakuzas! 489 01:29:06,045 --> 01:29:07,611 Go home to your mother! 490 01:30:29,296 --> 01:30:32,129 Except you, Sofie! 491 01:30:32,841 --> 01:30:36,004 You stay right where you are. 492 01:31:29,481 --> 01:31:31,573 Your instrument is quite impressive. 493 01:31:40,075 --> 01:31:41,736 Okinawa. 494 01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:49,693 This is Hattori Hanzo steel. 495 01:35:05,989 --> 01:35:10,654 Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords. 496 01:35:12,912 --> 01:35:15,779 You may not be able to fight like a samurai. 497 01:35:18,918 --> 01:35:22,127 But you can at least die like a samurai. 498 01:40:25,266 --> 01:40:26,959 My Sofie. 499 01:40:27,059 --> 01:40:29,391 I'm so sorry. 500 01:40:32,523 --> 01:40:35,885 Please. Please forgive my betrayal. 501 01:40:35,985 --> 01:40:37,726 No more of that. 502 01:40:38,196 --> 01:40:39,972 But still... 503 01:40:40,072 --> 01:40:42,188 But still... nothing. 504 01:40:44,202 --> 01:40:47,563 Except my aching heart over what she's done 505 01:40:47,663 --> 01:40:50,576 to my beautiful and brilliant Sofie. 506 01:40:51,626 --> 01:40:54,612 I've kept you alive for two reasons. 507 01:40:54,712 --> 01:40:56,823 The first reason is information. 508 01:41:03,763 --> 01:41:07,875 But I am gonna ask you questions. 509 01:41:07,975 --> 01:41:12,004 And every time you don't give me answers, 510 01:41:12,104 --> 01:41:14,596 I'm gonna cut something off. 511 01:41:15,566 --> 01:41:21,403 And I promise you, they will be things you will miss! 512 01:41:22,856 --> 01:41:24,172 Give me your other arm! 513 01:41:35,936 --> 01:41:40,448 I want all the information on the Deadly Vipers. 514 01:41:40,548 --> 01:41:41,550 If you had to guess... 515 01:41:41,650 --> 01:41:43,093 What they've been doing. 516 01:41:43,193 --> 01:41:44,511 why she left you alive... 517 01:41:44,611 --> 01:41:46,305 And where I can find them. 518 01:41:46,405 --> 01:41:49,193 what would be your guess? 519 01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:52,811 Guessing won't be necessary. 520 01:41:52,911 --> 01:41:54,993 She informed me. 521 01:41:57,332 --> 01:42:00,950 She said I could keep my wicked life for two reasons. 522 01:42:02,087 --> 01:42:03,572 As I said before, 523 01:42:03,672 --> 01:42:07,210 I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. 524 01:42:08,343 --> 01:42:13,623 And the second reason is so you can tell him, in person, 525 01:42:13,723 --> 01:42:17,502 everything that happened here tonight. 526 01:42:17,602 --> 01:42:20,922 I want him to witness the extent of my mercy 527 01:42:21,022 --> 01:42:24,593 by witnessing your deformed body. 528 01:42:24,693 --> 01:42:28,847 I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. 529 01:42:28,947 --> 01:42:31,975 I want him to know what I know. 530 01:42:32,075 --> 01:42:36,271 I want him to know. I want him to know. 531 01:42:36,371 --> 01:42:38,774 And I want them all to know 532 01:42:38,874 --> 01:42:45,541 they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren. 533 01:43:25,489 --> 01:43:27,566 One more thing, Sofie. 534 01:43:29,051 --> 01:43:33,222 Is she aware her daughter is still alive? 535 01:43:52,687 --> 01:43:56,007 Now, the incident that happened at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel 536 01:43:56,107 --> 01:43:59,260 that put this whole gory story into motion 537 01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:01,846 has since become legend. 538 01:44:01,946 --> 01:44:04,865 "Massacre at Two Pines." 539 01:44:05,115 --> 01:44:07,810 How it happened, who was there, 540 01:44:07,910 --> 01:44:10,687 how many got killed and who killed them - 541 01:44:10,787 --> 01:44:14,300 changes depending on who's telling the story. 542 01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:19,046 In actual fact, the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all. 543 01:44:19,963 --> 01:44:22,282 It was a wedding rehearsal. 544 01:44:22,382 --> 01:44:25,160 Now, when we come to the part where I say, 545 01:44:25,260 --> 01:44:28,789 "You may kiss the bride," you may kiss the bride. 546 01:44:28,889 --> 01:44:31,850 But don't stick your tongue in her mouth. 547 01:44:33,852 --> 01:44:36,046 This might be funny to your friends, 548 01:44:36,146 --> 01:44:39,441 but it would be embarrassing to your parents. 549 01:44:40,984 --> 01:44:43,554 We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend. 550 01:44:45,322 --> 01:44:47,324 Y'all got a song? 551 01:44:50,744 --> 01:44:53,981 How about "Love Me Tender"? I can play that. 552 01:44:54,081 --> 01:44:56,108 - Sure. - Yeah. 553 01:44:56,208 --> 01:44:58,527 "Love Me Tender" would be great. 554 01:44:58,627 --> 01:45:00,754 Rufus - he's the man. 555 01:45:01,755 --> 01:45:04,867 Rufus, who was that that you used to play for? 556 01:45:04,967 --> 01:45:06,785 Rufus Thomas. 557 01:45:06,885 --> 01:45:09,788 Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas. 558 01:45:09,888 --> 01:45:14,293 I was a Drell. I was a Drifter. I was a Coaster. 559 01:45:14,393 --> 01:45:17,921 I was part of the Gang. I was a Barkay. 560 01:45:18,021 --> 01:45:21,358 If they come through Texas, I done played with 'em. 561 01:45:22,401 --> 01:45:26,196 Rufus - he's the man. 562 01:45:28,782 --> 01:45:30,934 - Have I forgotten anything? - Um... 563 01:45:31,034 --> 01:45:34,605 Oh yes, you forgot, uh, the seating arrangements. 564 01:45:34,705 --> 01:45:36,373 - Thank you, Mother. - Yes. 565 01:45:37,457 --> 01:45:39,610 Now, the way we normally do this - 566 01:45:39,710 --> 01:45:43,780 we have the bride's side, and then we have the groom's side. 567 01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:47,075 But since the bride ain't got nobody comin', 568 01:45:47,175 --> 01:45:51,205 and the groom's got far too many people comin'... 569 01:45:51,305 --> 01:45:53,682 Well, yeah, they're comin' all the way from Oklahoma. 570 01:45:55,892 --> 01:45:57,377 Right... 571 01:45:57,477 --> 01:46:00,506 Well, I don't see no problem with... 572 01:46:00,606 --> 01:46:03,884 ...the groom's side sharing the bride's side. 573 01:46:03,984 --> 01:46:06,803 - Do you, Mother? - I don't have a problem with that. 574 01:46:06,903 --> 01:46:07,888 But, uh... 575 01:46:07,988 --> 01:46:12,326 Honey, you know, it would be good if you had somebody come. 576 01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:15,495 You know, as a sign of good faith? 577 01:46:17,080 --> 01:46:19,191 Well, I don't have anybody... 578 01:46:19,291 --> 01:46:23,362 ...except for Tommy and my friends. 579 01:46:23,462 --> 01:46:27,658 - You have no family? - Well, I'm workin' on changing that. 580 01:46:27,758 --> 01:46:32,054 Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family this little angel's ever gonna need. 581 01:46:33,680 --> 01:46:37,834 I'm not feeling very well, and this bitch is starting to piss me off. 582 01:46:37,934 --> 01:46:41,521 So while y'all blather on, I'm gonna go outside and get some air. 583 01:46:42,522 --> 01:46:44,675 OK. Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh... 584 01:46:44,775 --> 01:46:48,178 - She's gonna go out and get some air. - Yeah. Given her delicate condition... 585 01:46:48,278 --> 01:46:51,098 She just needs a few minutes to get it together. She'll be OK. 586 01:46:51,198 --> 01:46:52,574 Right... 587 01:48:10,652 --> 01:48:12,112 Hello, Kiddo. 588 01:48:17,367 --> 01:48:21,955 - How did you find me? - I'm the man. 589 01:48:25,625 --> 01:48:27,836 What are you doin' here? 590 01:48:28,837 --> 01:48:31,047 What am I doin'? 591 01:48:32,549 --> 01:48:34,660 Well... 592 01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:38,221 ...moment ago I was playin' my flute. 593 01:48:43,977 --> 01:48:46,229 At this moment... 594 01:48:47,230 --> 01:48:51,818 ...I'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen. 595 01:48:53,403 --> 01:48:57,240 - Why are you here? - Last look. 596 01:48:59,576 --> 01:49:03,914 - Are you gonna be nice? - I've never been nice in my whole life. 597 01:49:05,540 --> 01:49:08,919 But I'll do my best to be sweet. 598 01:49:11,171 --> 01:49:13,490 I always told you... 599 01:49:13,590 --> 01:49:16,952 ...your sweet side is you best side. 600 01:49:17,052 --> 01:49:21,932 I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it. 601 01:49:24,017 --> 01:49:28,230 - So you got a bun in the oven. - Hmm. 602 01:49:29,606 --> 01:49:32,984 - I'm knocked up. - Jeez, Louise. 603 01:49:34,110 --> 01:49:39,641 That young man of yours sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he? 604 01:49:39,741 --> 01:49:42,285 Have you seen Tommy? 605 01:49:44,371 --> 01:49:47,607 - Big guy in the tux? - Yes. 606 01:49:47,707 --> 01:49:49,751 Then I saw him. 607 01:49:50,919 --> 01:49:53,171 I like his hair. 608 01:49:54,172 --> 01:49:56,716 You promised you'd be nice. 609 01:49:58,635 --> 01:50:03,331 No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise. 610 01:50:03,431 --> 01:50:05,667 But you're right. 611 01:50:05,767 --> 01:50:09,229 What does your young man do for a living? 612 01:50:10,647 --> 01:50:13,550 He owns a used record store here in El Paso. 613 01:50:13,650 --> 01:50:18,196 - Ah. Music lover, eh? - He's fond of music. 614 01:50:19,489 --> 01:50:21,533 Aren't we all? 615 01:50:25,328 --> 01:50:29,332 And what are you doing for a J-O-B these days? 616 01:50:30,834 --> 01:50:33,737 I work in the record store. 617 01:50:33,837 --> 01:50:36,298 Aso. 618 01:50:37,424 --> 01:50:40,427 It all suddenly seems so clear. 619 01:50:42,888 --> 01:50:47,517 - Do you like it? - Yeah. I like it a lot, smartass. 620 01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:51,087 I get to listen to music all day... 621 01:50:51,187 --> 01:50:54,816 ...talk about music all day. It's really cool. 622 01:50:55,901 --> 01:50:59,696 It's gonna be a great environment for my little girl to grow up in. 623 01:51:02,532 --> 01:51:07,103 As opposed to jetting around the world, killing human beings, 624 01:51:07,203 --> 01:51:09,915 and being paid vast sums of money? 625 01:51:12,042 --> 01:51:13,568 Precisely. 626 01:51:13,668 --> 01:51:16,488 Well, my old friend... 627 01:51:16,588 --> 01:51:18,949 ...to each his own. 628 01:51:19,049 --> 01:51:23,578 However, all cockblockery aside... 629 01:51:23,678 --> 01:51:27,123 I am looking forward to meeting your young man. 630 01:51:27,223 --> 01:51:32,604 I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries. 631 01:51:34,898 --> 01:51:38,860 - You want to come to the wedding? - Only if I can sit on the bride's side. 632 01:51:40,487 --> 01:51:43,056 You'll find it a bit lonely on my side. 633 01:51:43,156 --> 01:51:46,560 Your side always was a bit lonely. 634 01:51:46,660 --> 01:51:49,496 But I wouldn't sit anywhere else. 635 01:51:51,957 --> 01:51:54,109 You know... 636 01:51:54,209 --> 01:51:56,653 ...I had the loveliest dream about you... 637 01:51:56,753 --> 01:51:59,130 Oh, here's Tommy! Call me Arlene. 638 01:51:59,881 --> 01:52:01,166 You must be Tommy! 639 01:52:01,466 --> 01:52:03,660 Arlene's told me so much about you. 640 01:52:03,760 --> 01:52:06,788 - Honey, you OK? - Oh, I'm fine. 641 01:52:06,888 --> 01:52:09,432 Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father. 642 01:52:10,892 --> 01:52:12,669 Oh, my God! 643 01:52:12,769 --> 01:52:14,880 Oh, my God, this is great! 644 01:52:14,980 --> 01:52:17,549 I'm so glad to meet you, sir... uh, Dad. 645 01:52:17,649 --> 01:52:19,901 The name's Bill. 646 01:52:20,026 --> 01:52:21,803 Well, it's great to meet you... Bill. 647 01:52:21,903 --> 01:52:25,515 - Arlene told me you couldn't make it. - Surprise. 648 01:52:25,615 --> 01:52:28,810 That's my pop for ya. Always full of surprises. 649 01:52:28,910 --> 01:52:32,314 Well, in the surprise department... 650 01:52:32,414 --> 01:52:35,775 ...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 651 01:52:35,875 --> 01:52:38,111 - When did you get in? - Just now. 652 01:52:38,211 --> 01:52:41,197 - Did you come straight from Australia? - Of course. 653 01:52:41,297 --> 01:52:43,403 Daddy, I told Tommy that you were in Perth 654 01:52:43,504 --> 01:52:44,743 mining for silver, and... 655 01:52:44,843 --> 01:52:46,903 ...no one could reach you. 656 01:52:47,303 --> 01:52:50,707 Lucky for us all, that's not the case. 657 01:52:50,907 --> 01:52:52,151 So... 658 01:52:52,851 --> 01:52:56,546 What's this all about? I've heard of wedding rehearsals, 659 01:52:56,646 --> 01:53:01,009 but I don't believe I've ever heard of a wedding dress rehearsal before. 660 01:53:01,109 --> 01:53:02,344 We thought, 661 01:53:02,444 --> 01:53:05,680 "Why pay so much money for a dress she only going to wear once?" 662 01:53:05,780 --> 01:53:08,683 Especially when Arlene looks so goddamn beautiful in it. 663 01:53:08,783 --> 01:53:12,328 So, I think we're going to try to get all the mileage we can out of it. 664 01:53:13,913 --> 01:53:17,108 Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom to see the bride 665 01:53:17,208 --> 01:53:20,336 in her wedding dress before the ceremony? 666 01:53:20,962 --> 01:53:24,758 Well, I guess I just believe in living dangerously. 667 01:53:26,509 --> 01:53:28,703 I know just what you mean. 668 01:53:28,803 --> 01:53:29,812 Son? 669 01:53:30,013 --> 01:53:32,040 Some of us have places to be. 670 01:53:32,140 --> 01:53:33,625 Sure do. 671 01:53:33,725 --> 01:53:36,228 Look, we got to go through this one more time. 672 01:53:36,329 --> 01:53:38,029 So, why don't you have a s... 673 01:53:38,188 --> 01:53:42,092 Oh, my God. What am I thinking? You should give her away! 674 01:53:42,192 --> 01:53:45,171 Tommy, that's not exactly Daddy's cup of tea. 675 01:53:46,071 --> 01:53:48,473 I think Father would be much more comfortable 676 01:53:48,573 --> 01:53:51,518 - sitting with the rest of the guests. - Really? 677 01:53:51,618 --> 01:53:53,745 That's asking a lot. 678 01:53:54,996 --> 01:53:58,066 Oh. OK. Well, forget it. 679 01:53:58,166 --> 01:54:01,111 But how about we go out to dinner tonight to celebrate? 680 01:54:01,211 --> 01:54:03,780 Only on the condition that I pay for everything. 681 01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:06,199 Deal. We got to do this now. 682 01:54:06,299 --> 01:54:10,328 - Can I watch? - Absolutely. Have a seat. 683 01:54:10,428 --> 01:54:13,723 - Which is the bride's side? - Right over here. 684 01:54:17,102 --> 01:54:19,229 Mother, here we go! 685 01:54:20,730 --> 01:54:24,025 Now son, about them vows... 686 01:54:30,115 --> 01:54:31,449 Bill... 687 01:54:32,450 --> 01:54:37,147 - I just want... - You don't owe me a damn thing. 688 01:54:37,247 --> 01:54:39,816 If he's the man you want... 689 01:54:39,916 --> 01:54:42,752 ...then go stand by him. 690 01:55:06,359 --> 01:55:10,488 - Do I look pretty? - Oh, yes. 691 01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:23,084 Thank you. 692 01:55:57,952 --> 01:55:59,579 What the hell? 693 01:56:01,039 --> 01:56:02,999 No! Bill! 694 01:56:42,188 --> 01:56:46,351 You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards 695 01:56:46,452 --> 01:56:48,261 before she got to O-Ren? 696 01:56:48,361 --> 01:56:50,388 Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em. 697 01:56:50,488 --> 01:56:53,224 They just call themselves so "The Crazy 88" 698 01:56:53,324 --> 01:56:55,351 - How come? - I don't know. 699 01:56:55,451 --> 01:56:58,480 I guess they thought it sounded cool. 700 01:56:58,580 --> 01:57:02,400 Any how, they all fell under her Hanzo sword. 701 01:57:02,500 --> 01:57:06,488 - She got a Hanzo sword? - He made one for her. 702 01:57:06,588 --> 01:57:09,991 Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword? 703 01:57:10,091 --> 01:57:13,678 It would appear he has broken it. 704 01:57:15,889 --> 01:57:19,642 Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they? 705 01:57:21,978 --> 01:57:23,713 Or maybe... 706 01:57:23,813 --> 01:57:27,634 ...you just tend to bring that out in people. 707 01:57:27,734 --> 01:57:31,888 I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it, 708 01:57:31,988 --> 01:57:36,451 but you haven't, by any chance, kept up with your... swordplay? 709 01:57:39,037 --> 01:57:40,371 I, um... 710 01:57:41,372 --> 01:57:44,818 I pawned that years ago. 711 01:57:44,918 --> 01:57:48,254 You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword? 712 01:57:48,922 --> 01:57:50,365 Yep. 713 01:57:50,465 --> 01:57:52,467 It was priceless. 714 01:57:56,888 --> 01:58:00,391 Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. 715 01:58:01,392 --> 01:58:04,520 In El Paso, I got me $250 for it. 716 01:58:06,147 --> 01:58:08,667 I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. 717 01:58:12,078 --> 01:58:15,286 If she wants to fight with me, all she's got to do is come to the club, 718 01:58:15,386 --> 01:58:17,992 and start some shit, and we'll be in a fight. 719 01:58:19,619 --> 01:58:23,714 I know we haven't spoken in some time, 720 01:58:24,499 --> 01:58:28,078 and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant, 721 01:58:28,378 --> 01:58:32,382 but you've got to get over being mad at me, 722 01:58:32,882 --> 01:58:35,034 and start becoming afraid of (! ? @ !), 723 01:58:35,134 --> 01:58:38,721 because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you. 724 01:58:40,056 --> 01:58:44,352 And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed. 725 01:58:53,278 --> 01:58:58,199 I don't dodge guilt, and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance. 726 01:59:00,326 --> 01:59:03,871 Can't we just... forget the past? 727 01:59:06,666 --> 01:59:08,610 That woman... 728 01:59:08,710 --> 01:59:10,920 ...deserves her revenge. 729 01:59:15,925 --> 01:59:17,343 And... 730 01:59:18,219 --> 01:59:20,013 ...we deserve to die. 731 01:59:25,018 --> 01:59:27,712 But then again... 732 01:59:27,812 --> 01:59:29,814 ...so does she. 733 01:59:33,234 --> 01:59:34,944 So I guess... 734 01:59:35,945 --> 01:59:38,031 ...we'll just see. 735 01:59:39,449 --> 01:59:41,451 Won't we? 736 02:00:17,862 --> 02:00:19,722 Late again. 737 02:00:19,822 --> 02:00:21,991 Budd, can't you tell time? 738 02:00:23,034 --> 02:00:24,978 There ain't nobody in here, man. 739 02:00:25,078 --> 02:00:27,272 - Is that Budd? - Yeah. 740 02:00:27,372 --> 02:00:30,275 Tell him to get his fucking ass back here! 741 02:00:30,375 --> 02:00:32,151 OK. 742 02:00:32,251 --> 02:00:35,838 Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya. 743 02:00:40,551 --> 02:00:43,596 Take a hit. Be somebody, baby. 744 02:00:52,855 --> 02:00:54,490 You looking for me? 745 02:01:00,696 --> 02:01:04,592 I don't know what carwash you worked before you came here 746 02:01:04,692 --> 02:01:07,895 that let you stroll in 20 minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me 747 02:01:07,995 --> 02:01:10,706 - and I own a fuckin' carwash. - Do you want me to leave? 748 02:01:10,806 --> 02:01:13,026 No, I don't want you to leave. I want you to sit and wait. 749 02:01:13,926 --> 02:01:15,044 Larry... 750 02:01:16,003 --> 02:01:19,115 ...there ain't nobody out there, so... 751 02:01:19,215 --> 02:01:23,219 "There's nobody out there, Larry." 752 02:01:24,679 --> 02:01:26,286 What's your point? 753 02:01:26,806 --> 02:01:30,902 - That you're not needed here? - My point is... 754 02:01:31,602 --> 02:01:36,532 ...I'm the bouncer, and there ain't nobody out there to bounce. 755 02:01:36,632 --> 02:01:38,710 You're saying that the reason... 756 02:01:39,610 --> 02:01:43,598 ...that you're not doing the job that I'm... 757 02:01:43,698 --> 02:01:48,261 ...paying you to do is that you don't have a job to do? 758 02:01:50,288 --> 02:01:52,523 - No... - Is that what you're saying? 759 02:01:52,623 --> 02:01:55,050 What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? 760 02:01:55,150 --> 02:01:57,712 That you're as useless as an asshole right here? 761 02:01:58,754 --> 02:02:00,974 Well, guess what, buddy. 762 02:02:01,174 --> 02:02:02,606 I think... 763 02:02:02,707 --> 02:02:05,802 you just fucking convinced me. 764 02:02:06,954 --> 02:02:08,623 Let's go to the calendar. 765 02:02:08,723 --> 02:02:10,775 It's calendar time. 766 02:02:11,075 --> 02:02:13,303 Calendar time for Buddy. 767 02:02:13,603 --> 02:02:17,148 - OK. You working tomorrow? - Yeah. 768 02:02:17,248 --> 02:02:19,166 No, you're n... 769 02:02:19,367 --> 02:02:21,619 You don't even know what fucking day you work. 770 02:02:21,719 --> 02:02:23,504 Here. You're not working tomorrow. 771 02:02:23,604 --> 02:02:26,557 You're working Wednesday. Here you are. There you go. 772 02:02:26,657 --> 02:02:28,726 - Workin' Thursday? - Yeah. 773 02:02:28,826 --> 02:02:30,350 I don't think so. 774 02:02:31,051 --> 02:02:32,280 Friday. 775 02:02:33,080 --> 02:02:35,116 I d... There's your name. 776 02:02:35,416 --> 02:02:38,277 - If you say so. - There used to be your name. OK? 777 02:02:38,377 --> 02:02:41,072 Saturday. There used to be your name. 778 02:02:41,272 --> 02:02:42,548 Monday... 779 02:02:43,424 --> 02:02:44,900 Here. How about that? 780 02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:48,867 Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand. 781 02:02:49,068 --> 02:02:50,123 OK? 782 02:02:51,098 --> 02:02:53,534 Now, I want you to go home till I call you. 783 02:02:53,634 --> 02:02:55,837 Till I call you. 784 02:02:56,337 --> 02:02:59,924 Before you leave, talk to Rocket. She's got a job for you to do. 785 02:03:01,359 --> 02:03:02,919 And... 786 02:03:04,320 --> 02:03:06,030 ...the hat. 787 02:03:07,031 --> 02:03:08,975 That fuckin' hat. 788 02:03:09,075 --> 02:03:12,453 That fucking... 789 02:03:13,037 --> 02:03:15,657 How many times have I told you, 790 02:03:15,957 --> 02:03:20,044 don't wear that fucking hat here? How many? 791 02:03:24,557 --> 02:03:26,233 Customers wear hats. 792 02:03:26,333 --> 02:03:28,703 Well, I'm not the boss of the customers. 793 02:03:28,803 --> 02:03:30,897 I'm the boss of you. 794 02:03:31,190 --> 02:03:32,790 And I'm telling you... 795 02:03:32,890 --> 02:03:37,292 ...that I want you to keep that shit-kicker hat at home. 796 02:04:12,020 --> 02:04:15,333 Yeah. Budd, honey, uh, the toilet is at it again. 797 02:04:15,433 --> 02:04:17,936 There's shitty water all over the floor. 798 02:04:18,636 --> 02:04:19,806 OK... 799 02:04:20,807 --> 02:04:22,373 ...Rocket. 800 02:04:24,150 --> 02:04:25,651 I'll clean it up. 801 02:08:04,803 --> 02:08:05,972 Now... 802 02:08:06,856 --> 02:08:09,416 ...that gentled you down some, didn't it? 803 02:08:19,093 --> 02:08:20,361 Yep. 804 02:08:21,971 --> 02:08:26,123 Ain't nobody a badass with a double dose of rock salt 805 02:08:26,224 --> 02:08:28,035 dug deep in their tits. 806 02:08:32,147 --> 02:08:35,568 Not havin'... tits... 807 02:08:40,322 --> 02:08:42,391 ...as fine... 808 02:08:42,491 --> 02:08:44,994 ...or as big as yours, 809 02:08:45,661 --> 02:08:50,165 I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting. 810 02:08:54,044 --> 02:08:55,045 Yet... 811 02:08:59,717 --> 02:09:01,969 ...I don't want to, neither. 812 02:09:23,282 --> 02:09:25,409 I win. 813 02:10:37,773 --> 02:10:38,899 Bill. 814 02:10:39,984 --> 02:10:42,511 Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch. 815 02:10:42,611 --> 02:10:45,239 - Budd. - Bingo. 816 02:10:47,032 --> 02:10:49,493 And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? 817 02:10:50,619 --> 02:10:54,456 I just caught me the cowgirl ain't never been caught. 818 02:10:56,208 --> 02:10:59,920 - Did you kill her? - Well, not yet, I ain't. 819 02:11:00,405 --> 02:11:02,907 I shot her full of rock salt. 820 02:11:03,007 --> 02:11:04,970 She's so gentle right now, 821 02:11:05,071 --> 02:11:08,003 I could perform her coup de grâce with a rock. 822 02:11:08,929 --> 02:11:10,639 Anywho... 823 02:11:14,268 --> 02:11:17,504 Guess what I'm holdin' in my hand right now? 824 02:11:17,604 --> 02:11:18,689 What? 825 02:11:18,789 --> 02:11:23,018 A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. 826 02:11:24,319 --> 02:11:26,530 And I'm here to tell ya, Elle, 827 02:11:27,531 --> 02:11:29,766 ...that's what I call sharp. 828 02:11:30,107 --> 02:11:31,316 How much? 829 02:11:31,526 --> 02:11:34,058 Oh, that's hard to say, bein' that it's... 830 02:11:34,609 --> 02:11:35,918 priceless and all. 831 02:11:36,398 --> 02:11:37,904 What's the terms? 832 02:11:38,584 --> 02:11:41,870 You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning... 833 02:11:42,963 --> 02:11:45,674 ...with a million dollars in folding cash... 834 02:11:47,092 --> 02:11:48,981 ...and I'll give you... 835 02:11:49,282 --> 02:11:52,314 ...the greatest sword ever made by a man. 836 02:11:56,477 --> 02:11:58,462 Now, how do you like the sound of that? 837 02:11:58,562 --> 02:12:00,172 Sounds like we got a deal. 838 02:12:00,272 --> 02:12:03,258 - One condition. - What? 839 02:12:03,358 --> 02:12:06,971 She must suffer to her last breath. 840 02:12:07,071 --> 02:12:08,363 Well... 841 02:12:09,615 --> 02:12:11,950 That, Elle darlin'... 842 02:12:12,659 --> 02:12:15,579 ...I can pretty much damn well guarantee. 843 02:12:16,580 --> 02:12:18,590 Then I'll see you in the mornin', 844 02:12:18,791 --> 02:12:20,259 ...millionaire. 845 02:12:20,459 --> 02:12:21,719 All right. 846 02:13:23,272 --> 02:13:24,898 Wakey, wakey. 847 02:13:25,691 --> 02:13:27,151 Eggs and bakey. 848 02:14:02,436 --> 02:14:04,021 I'm done! 849 02:14:04,897 --> 02:14:07,482 Get me outta this hole! 850 02:14:10,569 --> 02:14:11,904 Good. 851 02:14:44,928 --> 02:14:46,755 Whoa, look at those eyes. 852 02:14:46,855 --> 02:14:48,899 This bitch is furious. 853 02:14:51,026 --> 02:14:52,761 What did I tell ya? 854 02:14:53,862 --> 02:14:57,141 Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw? 855 02:14:57,641 --> 02:14:58,665 Or... 856 02:14:59,166 --> 02:15:01,836 is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw? 857 02:15:01,936 --> 02:15:03,445 I seen better. 858 02:15:08,752 --> 02:15:11,630 You got anything to say? 859 02:15:13,257 --> 02:15:16,493 White women call this "the silent treatment." 860 02:15:16,593 --> 02:15:18,929 And we let 'em think we don't like it. 861 02:15:24,184 --> 02:15:26,853 You grab the feet, I'll get the head. 862 02:15:38,198 --> 02:15:40,701 Wiggle worm, you see this? 863 02:15:41,994 --> 02:15:43,996 You see it, don't ya? 864 02:15:46,206 --> 02:15:47,833 That's a can of Mace. 865 02:15:49,716 --> 02:15:50,777 No. 866 02:15:50,877 --> 02:15:53,947 You're goin' underneath the ground tonight. 867 02:15:54,047 --> 02:15:57,801 And... that's all there is to it. 868 02:16:01,138 --> 02:16:03,557 I wanna bury ya. 869 02:16:06,143 --> 02:16:09,021 I was gonna bury ya... 870 02:16:14,443 --> 02:16:16,111 ...with this. 871 02:16:19,781 --> 02:16:22,951 But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass... 872 02:16:25,245 --> 02:16:30,859 ...I'm gonna spray this whole goddamn can right in your eyeballs! 873 02:16:30,959 --> 02:16:34,504 I'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head. 874 02:16:35,172 --> 02:16:37,950 Then you're gonna be blind... 875 02:16:38,050 --> 02:16:40,469 ...and burnin'... 876 02:16:42,637 --> 02:16:44,389 ...and buried alive. 877 02:16:49,936 --> 02:16:52,022 Now, what's it gonna be, sister? 878 02:17:02,908 --> 02:17:05,410 That's a wise decision. 879 02:17:18,465 --> 02:17:21,468 This is for breakin' my brother's heart. 880 02:21:10,447 --> 02:21:12,258 Once upon a time... 881 02:21:13,241 --> 02:21:14,784 ...in China... 882 02:21:16,077 --> 02:21:17,597 ...some believe... 883 02:21:17,898 --> 02:21:19,523 ...around the year... 884 02:21:19,623 --> 02:21:22,459 ...one double aught-three, 885 02:21:23,627 --> 02:21:29,966 head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down a road... 886 02:21:31,092 --> 02:21:33,119 ...contemplating whatever it is 887 02:21:33,219 --> 02:21:39,125 that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate - 888 02:21:39,225 --> 02:21:42,479 which is another way of saying, "Who knows?" - 889 02:21:43,813 --> 02:21:46,925 when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, 890 02:21:47,025 --> 02:21:49,761 traveling in the opposite direction. 891 02:21:49,861 --> 02:21:53,281 As the monk and the priest crossed paths... 892 02:21:54,282 --> 02:21:56,309 ...Pai Mei... 893 02:21:56,409 --> 02:22:01,731 ...in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, 894 02:22:01,831 --> 02:22:05,043 gave the monk the slightest of nods. 895 02:22:07,128 --> 02:22:09,072 The nod... 896 02:22:09,172 --> 02:22:11,091 ...was not returned. 897 02:22:14,919 --> 02:22:16,740 Now, was it the intention... 898 02:22:17,141 --> 02:22:19,949 ...of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? 899 02:22:20,975 --> 02:22:25,531 Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? 900 02:22:26,231 --> 02:22:30,794 The motives of the monk remain unknown. 901 02:22:31,194 --> 02:22:32,863 What is known... 902 02:22:33,363 --> 02:22:35,581 ...were the consequences. 903 02:22:48,169 --> 02:22:53,133 The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple... 904 02:22:54,342 --> 02:22:57,495 ...and demanded of the temple's head abbot 905 02:22:57,595 --> 02:23:03,101 that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. 906 02:23:04,352 --> 02:23:08,757 The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei. 907 02:23:08,857 --> 02:23:11,860 Only to find Pai Mei was... 908 02:23:12,861 --> 02:23:14,571 ...inconsolable. 909 02:23:25,874 --> 02:23:27,734 So began... 910 02:23:27,834 --> 02:23:34,074 ...the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, 911 02:23:34,174 --> 02:23:36,259 at the fists of the White Lotus. 912 02:23:37,886 --> 02:23:41,373 And... so began the legend... 913 02:23:41,473 --> 02:23:46,127 ...of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 914 02:23:46,227 --> 02:23:48,421 And what, pray tell, is the Five-Point-Palm 915 02:23:48,521 --> 02:23:51,132 - Exploding-Heart Technique? - Quite simply, 916 02:23:51,232 --> 02:23:55,403 the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. 917 02:23:57,781 --> 02:24:01,142 He hits you with his fingertips... 918 02:24:01,242 --> 02:24:05,188 ...at five different pressure points on your body... 919 02:24:05,288 --> 02:24:08,208 ...and then lets you walk away. 920 02:24:09,375 --> 02:24:12,320 But once you've taken five steps... 921 02:24:12,420 --> 02:24:16,408 ...your heart explodes inside your body... 922 02:24:16,508 --> 02:24:19,661 ...and you fall to the floor, dead. 923 02:24:19,761 --> 02:24:22,889 - Did he teach you that? - No. 924 02:24:24,766 --> 02:24:29,187 He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 925 02:24:29,854 --> 02:24:31,881 Now... 926 02:24:31,981 --> 02:24:35,635 ...one of the things I've always liked about you... 927 02:24:35,735 --> 02:24:37,237 ...Kiddo... 928 02:24:38,947 --> 02:24:41,825 ...is you appear wise beyond your years. 929 02:24:45,829 --> 02:24:49,582 So, allow me to impart a word to the wise: 930 02:24:50,583 --> 02:24:52,026 Whatever... 931 02:24:52,126 --> 02:24:56,631 ...whatever Pai Mei says, obey. 932 02:24:57,632 --> 02:25:02,746 If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. 933 02:25:02,846 --> 02:25:08,042 And if you throw any American sass his way... 934 02:25:08,142 --> 02:25:11,396 ...he'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs. 935 02:25:14,774 --> 02:25:17,652 And that will be the story of you. 936 02:25:37,881 --> 02:25:40,408 He'll accept you as his student. 937 02:25:40,508 --> 02:25:42,577 - What happened to you? - Nothin'. 938 02:25:42,677 --> 02:25:45,497 - Get in a fight? - Friendly contest. 939 02:25:45,597 --> 02:25:47,248 Why did he accept me? 940 02:25:47,348 --> 02:25:51,628 Because he's a very, very, very old man. 941 02:25:51,728 --> 02:25:53,938 And like all rotten bastards... 942 02:25:54,939 --> 02:25:58,610 ...when they become old, they get lonely. 943 02:26:00,278 --> 02:26:03,139 Which has no effect on their dispositions, 944 02:26:03,239 --> 02:26:06,826 but it does teach them the value of company. 945 02:26:10,747 --> 02:26:15,043 Just seein' those steps again makes me ache. 946 02:26:16,002 --> 02:26:17,487 You're gonna have a lot of fun 947 02:26:17,587 --> 02:26:21,090 carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker. 948 02:26:26,054 --> 02:26:27,997 When will I see you again? 949 02:26:28,097 --> 02:26:31,501 That's the title of my favorite soul song of the seventies. 950 02:26:31,601 --> 02:26:33,603 - What? - Nothin'. 951 02:26:34,437 --> 02:26:36,965 When he tells me you're done. 952 02:26:37,065 --> 02:26:38,842 When do you think that might be? 953 02:26:38,942 --> 02:26:41,845 That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. 954 02:26:41,945 --> 02:26:45,431 Now remember, no sarcasm, no backtalk. 955 02:26:45,531 --> 02:26:47,867 At least not for the first year or so. 956 02:26:47,992 --> 02:26:51,187 You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. 957 02:26:51,287 --> 02:26:54,858 He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, 958 02:26:54,958 --> 02:26:58,002 and has nothing but contempt for women. 959 02:27:00,380 --> 02:27:03,758 So, in your case... it might take a little while. 960 02:27:04,592 --> 02:27:07,428 Adiós. 961 02:29:15,139 --> 02:29:16,307 A little. 962 02:29:39,163 --> 02:29:40,832 Yes, he is. 963 02:29:50,149 --> 02:29:52,610 I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, 964 02:29:52,710 --> 02:29:54,416 and I am more than proficient 965 02:29:54,517 --> 02:29:57,126 in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword. 966 02:33:59,498 --> 02:34:00,791 No, please don't! 967 02:34:09,433 --> 02:34:10,434 I can't. 968 02:34:40,214 --> 02:34:41,215 Yes! 969 02:41:36,547 --> 02:41:39,383 Come on, you bitch. 970 02:42:20,966 --> 02:42:23,760 OK, Pai Mei. 971 02:42:25,721 --> 02:42:27,723 Here I come. 972 02:44:36,893 --> 02:44:39,896 May I have a glass of water, please? 973 02:47:18,221 --> 02:47:22,434 - So that's a Texas funeral? - Yep. 974 02:47:23,226 --> 02:47:25,462 I have to give it to ya, Budd. 975 02:47:25,562 --> 02:47:28,507 That's a pretty fucked up way to die. 976 02:47:28,607 --> 02:47:31,234 What's the name on the grave she's buried under? 977 02:47:31,943 --> 02:47:33,361 Paula... 978 02:47:35,405 --> 02:47:37,449 ...Schultz. 979 02:47:42,621 --> 02:47:44,272 Can I look at the sword? 980 02:47:44,372 --> 02:47:47,818 That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it? 981 02:47:47,918 --> 02:47:49,794 It sure is. 982 02:47:50,587 --> 02:47:53,298 Well then, it's your sword now. 983 02:48:12,025 --> 02:48:14,177 What's that you said? 984 02:48:14,277 --> 02:48:16,888 So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword. 985 02:48:16,988 --> 02:48:19,057 That's a Hanzo sword, all right. 986 02:48:19,157 --> 02:48:22,077 Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own. 987 02:48:23,495 --> 02:48:25,605 Yeah, once. 988 02:48:25,705 --> 02:48:28,291 Yeah? How does this one compare to that? 989 02:48:37,509 --> 02:48:41,137 If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword... 990 02:48:42,681 --> 02:48:46,376 ...you compare it to every other sword ever made - 991 02:48:46,476 --> 02:48:50,689 wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo. 992 02:48:59,364 --> 02:49:02,617 Here you go. Wrap your lips around that. 993 02:49:11,751 --> 02:49:13,753 So... 994 02:49:14,504 --> 02:49:16,548 ...which "R" are you filled with? 995 02:49:17,632 --> 02:49:18,917 What? 996 02:49:22,304 --> 02:49:23,830 They say... 997 02:49:23,930 --> 02:49:26,541 ...the number one killer... 998 02:49:26,641 --> 02:49:28,460 ...of old people... 999 02:49:28,560 --> 02:49:30,145 ...is retirement. 1000 02:49:32,105 --> 02:49:33,887 People got a job to do, 1001 02:49:33,988 --> 02:49:38,294 they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it. 1002 02:49:39,779 --> 02:49:42,140 I've always figured that... 1003 02:49:42,240 --> 02:49:45,101 ...warriors and their enemies... 1004 02:49:45,201 --> 02:49:47,979 ...share the same relationship. 1005 02:49:48,079 --> 02:49:50,815 So now that you're not gonna have to face your enemy no more 1006 02:49:50,915 --> 02:49:53,668 on the battlefield... 1007 02:49:54,669 --> 02:49:58,089 ...which "R" ya filled with? 1008 02:49:59,591 --> 02:50:01,092 Relief... 1009 02:50:04,095 --> 02:50:05,930 ...or regret? 1010 02:50:07,599 --> 02:50:11,353 - A little bit of both. - Horseshit. 1011 02:50:13,146 --> 02:50:16,049 I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. 1012 02:50:16,149 --> 02:50:19,594 But I know damn well that you feel one... 1013 02:50:19,694 --> 02:50:22,430 ...more than you feel the other. 1014 02:50:22,530 --> 02:50:27,911 And the question was: Which one is it? 1015 02:50:28,912 --> 02:50:30,246 Regret. 1016 02:50:31,956 --> 02:50:34,359 You know, you gotta hand it to the ol' girl. 1017 02:50:34,459 --> 02:50:38,171 I never saw anybody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. 1018 02:50:39,297 --> 02:50:41,366 Bill thought she was so damn smart. 1019 02:50:41,466 --> 02:50:43,301 And I tried to tell him... 1020 02:50:43,885 --> 02:50:46,262 ...she was just smart for a blond. 1021 02:51:06,199 --> 02:51:08,326 Thanks a bunch. 1022 02:51:20,130 --> 02:51:21,589 All right. 1023 02:51:53,705 --> 02:51:55,148 I'm sorry, Budd. 1024 02:51:55,248 --> 02:51:57,859 That was rude of me, wasn't it? 1025 02:51:57,959 --> 02:52:02,072 Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. 1026 02:52:02,172 --> 02:52:05,216 Black mamba, this is Budd. 1027 02:52:05,884 --> 02:52:07,702 You know, before I picked that little fella up, 1028 02:52:07,802 --> 02:52:09,813 I looked him up on the Internet. 1029 02:52:10,013 --> 02:52:13,291 Fascinating creature, the black mamba. 1030 02:52:13,391 --> 02:52:14,684 Listen to this: 1031 02:52:20,023 --> 02:52:22,175 "In Africa, the saying goes, 1032 02:52:22,275 --> 02:52:26,471 "'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, 1033 02:52:26,571 --> 02:52:30,642 "'and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba, 1034 02:52:30,742 --> 02:52:35,188 "and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time, is death sure. ' 1035 02:52:35,288 --> 02:52:42,045 Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate. "' Pretty cool, huh? 1036 02:52:43,421 --> 02:52:47,158 "Its neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons, 1037 02:52:47,258 --> 02:52:50,537 "acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis. 1038 02:52:50,637 --> 02:52:54,165 "The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours 1039 02:52:54,265 --> 02:52:57,001 "if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. 1040 02:52:57,101 --> 02:53:00,422 "However, a bite to the face or torso 1041 02:53:00,522 --> 02:53:04,217 can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. " 1042 02:53:04,317 --> 02:53:07,412 Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. 1043 02:53:09,405 --> 02:53:12,434 "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite 1044 02:53:12,534 --> 02:53:14,602 can be gargantuan." 1045 02:53:15,662 --> 02:53:18,106 You know, I've always liked that word, "gargantuan." 1046 02:53:18,206 --> 02:53:21,226 I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. 1047 02:53:22,126 --> 02:53:24,446 "If not treated quickly with antivenom, 1048 02:53:24,546 --> 02:53:27,365 "ten to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. 1049 02:53:27,465 --> 02:53:29,868 "However, the black mamba can deliver 1050 02:53:29,968 --> 02:53:34,889 as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite. " 1051 02:53:38,101 --> 02:53:39,811 Now... 1052 02:53:41,145 --> 02:53:45,300 ...in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, 1053 02:53:45,400 --> 02:53:48,695 let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly. 1054 02:53:52,490 --> 02:53:54,492 Right at this moment... 1055 02:53:55,159 --> 02:53:58,371 ...the biggest "R" I feel is regret. 1056 02:54:00,456 --> 02:54:06,362 Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever met 1057 02:54:06,462 --> 02:54:12,494 met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub, 1058 02:54:12,594 --> 02:54:15,680 alkie, piece of shit like you. 1059 02:54:18,474 --> 02:54:20,810 That woman deserved better. 1060 02:55:04,896 --> 02:55:06,064 Bill... 1061 02:55:07,732 --> 02:55:09,734 ...I have some tragic news. 1062 02:55:10,860 --> 02:55:12,987 Your brother's dead. 1063 02:55:13,780 --> 02:55:15,657 I am so sorry, baby. 1064 02:55:16,741 --> 02:55:20,103 She put a black mamba in his camper. 1065 02:55:20,203 --> 02:55:22,747 I got her, sweetie. She's dead. 1066 02:55:25,249 --> 02:55:27,026 Let me put it this way: 1067 02:55:27,126 --> 02:55:31,447 You ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. 1068 02:55:31,547 --> 02:55:35,451 When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. 1069 02:55:35,551 --> 02:55:38,454 Then you take those flowers to Huntington Cemetery 1070 02:55:38,554 --> 02:55:40,011 on Fuller and Guadalupe, 1071 02:55:40,112 --> 02:55:42,809 look for the headstone marked "Paula Schultz," 1072 02:55:42,909 --> 02:55:44,919 and lay them on the grave. 1073 02:55:45,019 --> 02:55:48,812 'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place 1074 02:55:48,913 --> 02:55:51,010 of Beatrix Kiddo. 1075 02:55:51,109 --> 02:55:53,553 - Marty Kitrosser? - Here. 1076 02:55:53,653 --> 02:55:55,221 - Melanie Harrhouse? - Here. 1077 02:55:55,321 --> 02:55:58,016 - Beatrix Kiddo? - Here. 1078 02:55:58,116 --> 02:56:01,394 Look... I can be there in about four hours. 1079 02:56:01,494 --> 02:56:03,246 Do you want me to come over? 1080 02:56:04,038 --> 02:56:07,041 No, no, no. You need me, baby, I'm there. 1081 02:56:10,128 --> 02:56:12,947 OK. I'm leaving now. 1082 02:56:13,047 --> 02:56:16,259 You go smoke some pot or somethin'. I'll be there soon. 1083 02:57:19,614 --> 02:57:21,115 Gross. 1084 02:58:44,657 --> 02:58:49,078 "To my brother, Budd. The only man I ever loved. Bill. " 1085 02:59:00,631 --> 02:59:02,216 What's that? 1086 02:59:04,427 --> 02:59:06,913 Budd's Hanzo sword. 1087 02:59:07,013 --> 02:59:09,499 He said he pawned it. 1088 02:59:09,599 --> 02:59:13,227 Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it? 1089 02:59:16,689 --> 02:59:19,567 - Elle? - Bea. 1090 02:59:20,443 --> 02:59:23,471 Somethin' I've always been curious about. 1091 02:59:23,571 --> 02:59:26,032 Just between us girls... 1092 02:59:27,325 --> 02:59:31,813 ...what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye? 1093 02:59:35,583 --> 02:59:38,820 I called him a miserable old fool. 1094 02:59:38,920 --> 02:59:43,950 Ooh. Bad idea. 1095 02:59:44,050 --> 02:59:45,843 Know what I did? 1096 02:59:46,385 --> 02:59:50,097 I killed that miserable old fool. 1097 02:59:52,016 --> 02:59:54,794 How do you like the fish head, you miserable old fool? 1098 02:59:54,894 --> 02:59:57,421 I poisoned his fish heads. 1099 03:00:08,240 --> 03:00:09,433 And I told him, 1100 03:00:09,533 --> 03:00:13,437 "To me, the word of an old fool like you 1101 03:00:13,537 --> 03:00:17,541 is worth less than nothing. " 1102 03:00:22,380 --> 03:00:24,282 That's right. 1103 03:00:24,382 --> 03:00:26,450 I killed your master. 1104 03:00:26,550 --> 03:00:29,161 And now I'm gonna kill you, too. 1105 03:00:29,261 --> 03:00:31,789 With your own sword, no less. 1106 03:00:31,889 --> 03:00:37,561 Which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword. 1107 03:00:40,231 --> 03:00:41,732 Bitch... 1108 03:00:42,566 --> 03:00:44,944 ...you don't have a future. 1109 03:01:32,491 --> 03:01:35,619 Fucking bitch! 1110 03:01:38,289 --> 03:01:40,166 Fucking bitch! 1111 03:01:48,799 --> 03:01:52,762 I'll kill you! You're fuckin' dead! 1112 03:01:53,637 --> 03:01:57,558 You bitch! You bitch! 1113 03:02:02,313 --> 03:02:04,398 I'll fucking kill you, you bitch! 1114 03:02:06,942 --> 03:02:09,320 Oh, I'll get you! 1115 03:02:11,363 --> 03:02:12,875 I'm gonna... 1116 03:02:14,075 --> 03:02:17,369 Where are you? Lemme fuckin' at you! 1117 03:02:19,413 --> 03:02:23,067 Where are you? I'm coming, you fucking bitch! 1118 03:02:23,167 --> 03:02:26,003 You're fucking dead! You're dead! 1119 03:02:28,172 --> 03:02:31,884 Oh... shit! 1120 03:04:09,776 --> 03:04:10,815 Gentlemen. 1121 03:04:12,384 --> 03:04:13,650 Can I help you ? 1122 03:04:15,398 --> 03:04:16,632 You bastard. 1123 03:04:17,018 --> 03:04:19,492 The only thing you can do for me is die. 1124 03:04:19,664 --> 03:04:23,968 You killed my master Tao Mo, and now, I'm gonna kill you. 1125 03:04:24,945 --> 03:04:27,812 You see, I'm with a lady friend. 1126 03:04:28,679 --> 03:04:30,288 Can't we do this another time? 1127 03:04:30,889 --> 03:04:31,889 Nice try, 1128 03:04:32,070 --> 03:04:34,366 but today is the day you die. 1129 03:04:37,937 --> 03:04:41,458 Kiddo, if you don't mind... 1130 03:04:43,968 --> 03:04:45,968 this'll only take a miinute. 1131 03:04:46,515 --> 03:04:47,515 Get him! 1132 03:04:56,188 --> 03:04:57,758 You bastard. 1133 03:04:58,577 --> 03:04:59,602 Attack! 1134 03:07:18,829 --> 03:07:21,124 Like most men who never knew their father, 1135 03:07:21,224 --> 03:07:23,501 Bill collected father figures. 1136 03:07:23,601 --> 03:07:26,629 The first was Esteban Vihaio. 1137 03:07:26,729 --> 03:07:30,675 Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother. 1138 03:07:30,775 --> 03:07:34,804 He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico, for over 50 years. 1139 03:07:34,904 --> 03:07:37,348 His army, the Acuna Boys, 1140 03:07:37,448 --> 03:07:40,358 made up of the fatherless offspring of his whores, 1141 03:07:40,459 --> 03:07:41,728 ran Acuna. 1142 03:07:41,828 --> 03:07:44,163 He ran the Acuna Boys. 1143 03:07:45,998 --> 03:07:47,610 Now, at the age of 80, 1144 03:07:47,711 --> 03:07:50,903 it would be this retired gentleman of leisure 1145 03:07:51,003 --> 03:07:54,340 who could point me in Bill's direction. 1146 03:07:56,050 --> 03:07:58,177 Señor Esteban Vihaio? 1147 03:08:00,054 --> 03:08:01,372 Yes. 1148 03:08:01,472 --> 03:08:03,474 May I join you? 1149 03:08:05,518 --> 03:08:08,713 Only on the condition that you call me Esteban. 1150 03:08:08,813 --> 03:08:13,401 - May I join you, Esteban? - Please. 1151 03:08:17,539 --> 03:08:18,973 Americana? 1152 03:08:19,073 --> 03:08:20,767 Yes. 1153 03:08:20,867 --> 03:08:23,645 I speak a little Spanish, if you prefer. 1154 03:08:23,745 --> 03:08:25,283 No, no, no, no. 1155 03:08:25,384 --> 03:08:27,231 I prefer English. 1156 03:08:27,331 --> 03:08:29,901 I haven't spoken it in a while, 1157 03:08:30,001 --> 03:08:33,321 but I would relish the opportunity to converse 1158 03:08:33,421 --> 03:08:36,282 with such a pretty companion as yourself. 1159 03:08:36,382 --> 03:08:40,903 It's my pleasure to be in the company of such a fine gentleman as yourself. 1160 03:08:41,003 --> 03:08:43,581 I must warn you, young lady... 1161 03:08:43,681 --> 03:08:46,893 ...I am susceptible to flattery. 1162 03:08:49,771 --> 03:08:51,939 How may I be of service to you? 1163 03:09:00,198 --> 03:09:02,033 Where's Bill? 1164 03:09:07,038 --> 03:09:09,165 You must be Beatrix. 1165 03:09:11,167 --> 03:09:13,377 I can see the attraction. 1166 03:09:15,880 --> 03:09:19,360 I remember when Bill was only five years old, 1167 03:09:19,461 --> 03:09:21,285 I took him to the movies. 1168 03:09:21,385 --> 03:09:25,039 It was a movie starring Lana Turner. 1169 03:09:25,139 --> 03:09:29,352 The Postman Always Ring Twice, with John Garfields. 1170 03:09:30,311 --> 03:09:33,464 And whenever she would appear on the screen, 1171 03:09:33,564 --> 03:09:39,095 Bill would begin compulsively to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. 1172 03:09:39,195 --> 03:09:44,909 And I knew from this very moment, this boy was a fool for blonds. 1173 03:09:52,500 --> 03:09:54,152 You know... 1174 03:09:54,252 --> 03:09:58,056 ...being a fool for a woman such as yourself... 1175 03:09:58,256 --> 03:10:00,942 ...is always the right thing to do. 1176 03:10:03,678 --> 03:10:08,199 If we had met when I was back in business... 1177 03:10:08,599 --> 03:10:12,603 ...you would have been my number one lady. 1178 03:10:15,606 --> 03:10:19,644 - Well, I'm flattered. - You goddamn well better be. 1179 03:10:21,571 --> 03:10:25,616 This... I heard you were driving a truck. 1180 03:10:26,325 --> 03:10:28,369 My Pussy Wagon died on me. 1181 03:10:29,245 --> 03:10:31,014 The Pussy died. 1182 03:10:35,126 --> 03:10:38,187 Bill shot you in the head, no? 1183 03:10:38,287 --> 03:10:39,414 Yes. 1184 03:10:41,799 --> 03:10:44,911 I would have been much nicer. 1185 03:10:45,011 --> 03:10:47,430 I would have just cut your face. 1186 03:10:50,474 --> 03:10:52,126 You must forgive me. 1187 03:10:52,226 --> 03:10:55,021 Please... you have a drink with me. 1188 03:10:58,024 --> 03:11:00,151 Clara! 1189 03:11:03,654 --> 03:11:05,156 Coming. 1190 03:11:07,825 --> 03:11:10,244 Dos añejo. 1191 03:11:22,673 --> 03:11:24,175 Gracias. 1192 03:11:29,388 --> 03:11:32,216 What were we talking about? 1193 03:11:38,731 --> 03:11:40,608 Bill. 1194 03:11:42,526 --> 03:11:46,430 - Where's Bill? - Where's Bill? 1195 03:11:46,530 --> 03:11:47,782 Yeah. 1196 03:11:49,158 --> 03:11:53,537 Bill is at the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina. 1197 03:11:54,705 --> 03:11:57,208 I will draw you a map. 1198 03:11:58,626 --> 03:12:01,003 Bill is like a son to me. 1199 03:12:02,546 --> 03:12:06,617 - Do you know why I help you? - No. 1200 03:12:06,717 --> 03:12:08,736 Because he would want me to. 1201 03:12:10,054 --> 03:12:11,989 Now, that I don't believe. 1202 03:12:14,934 --> 03:12:18,729 How else is he ever going to see you again? 1203 03:13:27,631 --> 03:13:29,200 Freeze, Mommy. 1204 03:13:29,300 --> 03:13:32,053 Bang, bang! Oh! 1205 03:13:32,178 --> 03:13:33,537 Oh! She got us, B.B. 1206 03:13:33,637 --> 03:13:36,582 Mommy got us. Oh, I'm dying! 1207 03:13:36,682 --> 03:13:38,726 I'm dying. 1208 03:13:41,312 --> 03:13:44,899 Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot us. 1209 03:13:46,942 --> 03:13:49,867 But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know 1210 03:13:49,968 --> 03:13:52,974 that little B.B. was only playing possum, 1211 03:13:53,074 --> 03:13:57,995 due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets. 1212 03:13:58,095 --> 03:14:00,189 I am pervious to bullets, Mommy. 1213 03:14:00,289 --> 03:14:01,796 Hey, get back down there. 1214 03:14:01,897 --> 03:14:03,401 - Hurry up. - You're playing possum. 1215 03:14:04,001 --> 03:14:09,740 So, as the smirking killer advanced on what she thought 1216 03:14:09,840 --> 03:14:15,471 was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired. 1217 03:14:17,139 --> 03:14:18,516 Bang, bang! 1218 03:14:26,440 --> 03:14:30,653 You're dead, Mommy. So die. 1219 03:14:35,950 --> 03:14:37,368 B.B. 1220 03:14:40,913 --> 03:14:44,542 Oh! B.B... 1221 03:14:47,545 --> 03:14:49,755 I should've known. 1222 03:14:50,673 --> 03:14:53,551 You are... the best. 1223 03:15:00,933 --> 03:15:03,919 Oh, Mommy. Don't die. 1224 03:15:04,019 --> 03:15:06,147 I was just playing. 1225 03:15:11,527 --> 03:15:13,070 I know. 1226 03:15:27,042 --> 03:15:29,246 I told her you were asleep... 1227 03:15:30,171 --> 03:15:34,750 ...but that one day you'd wake up and come back to her. 1228 03:15:35,050 --> 03:15:36,601 And she asked me, 1229 03:15:36,702 --> 03:15:39,288 "If Mommy's been asleep since I was born, 1230 03:15:39,388 --> 03:15:42,083 then how will she know what I look like?" 1231 03:15:42,183 --> 03:15:44,123 To which I replied, 1232 03:15:44,224 --> 03:15:48,298 "Because Mommy's been dreaming of you. " 1233 03:15:49,773 --> 03:15:51,775 That's what I said. 1234 03:15:52,776 --> 03:15:56,097 Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you. 1235 03:15:56,197 --> 03:16:00,684 Every single night, baby. Every single night. 1236 03:16:00,784 --> 03:16:05,122 I waited a long time for you to wake up, Mommy. 1237 03:16:16,300 --> 03:16:18,469 Now, let me look at you. 1238 03:16:25,226 --> 03:16:29,130 My, my, my, what a pretty little girl you are. 1239 03:16:29,230 --> 03:16:31,148 You're pretty too, Mommy. 1240 03:16:37,488 --> 03:16:40,783 Tell Mommy what you said when I showed you her picture. 1241 03:16:42,326 --> 03:16:44,812 Come on, shy girl. 1242 03:16:44,912 --> 03:16:47,565 Come on. You know what you said. 1243 03:16:47,665 --> 03:16:51,126 Come on. Tell Mommy. It'll make her feel good. Come on. 1244 03:16:53,470 --> 03:16:54,738 Yeah. Come on. 1245 03:16:54,838 --> 03:16:56,949 I said... I said, 1246 03:16:57,049 --> 03:17:03,380 "You're the most beautifulest woman I ever saw in the whole wide world. " 1247 03:17:05,015 --> 03:17:08,794 That's the truth. That's what she said. 1248 03:17:09,494 --> 03:17:13,513 Baby, don't you think Mommy has the prettiest hair 1249 03:17:13,614 --> 03:17:15,734 in the whole wide world? 1250 03:17:15,834 --> 03:17:20,090 - Yes, I do. - Matter of fact, it's better than pretty. 1251 03:17:20,990 --> 03:17:22,798 What's better than pretty? 1252 03:17:24,619 --> 03:17:25,828 Gorgeous. 1253 03:17:25,928 --> 03:17:31,709 Very good. Gorgeous. Mommy is gorgeous. 1254 03:17:35,451 --> 03:17:38,790 You know, sweetie, Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy. 1255 03:17:38,890 --> 03:17:41,452 Why, Daddy? Were you being a bad daddy? 1256 03:17:41,552 --> 03:17:45,588 I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy. 1257 03:17:47,516 --> 03:17:51,795 Our little girl learned about life and death the other day. 1258 03:17:51,895 --> 03:17:56,108 Wanna tell Mommy about what happened to Emilio? 1259 03:17:58,068 --> 03:18:00,070 I killed him. 1260 03:18:01,071 --> 03:18:05,534 - Emilio was her goldfish. - Emilio was my goldfish. 1261 03:18:06,327 --> 03:18:10,814 She came running into my room, holding the fish in her hand and crying, 1262 03:18:10,914 --> 03:18:14,084 "Daddy. Daddy. Emilio's dead. " 1263 03:18:15,753 --> 03:18:19,490 And I said, "Really? That's so sad. 1264 03:18:19,590 --> 03:18:21,825 How did he die?" 1265 03:18:21,925 --> 03:18:25,246 - And what did you say? - I stepped on him. 1266 03:18:25,346 --> 03:18:30,501 Actually, young lady, the words you so strategically used were, 1267 03:18:30,601 --> 03:18:33,354 "I accidentally stepped on him. " 1268 03:18:34,646 --> 03:18:36,423 To which I queried, 1269 03:18:36,523 --> 03:18:42,054 "And just how did your foot accidentally find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?" 1270 03:18:42,154 --> 03:18:43,713 And she said, "No, no, no. 1271 03:18:43,814 --> 03:18:46,575 Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him. " 1272 03:18:47,575 --> 03:18:49,787 The plot thickens. 1273 03:18:50,496 --> 03:18:55,359 "And just how did Emilio get on the carpet?" 1274 03:18:55,459 --> 03:18:58,712 And, Mommy, you would've been so proud of her. 1275 03:19:01,173 --> 03:19:03,284 She didn't lie. 1276 03:19:03,384 --> 03:19:07,538 She said she took Emilio out of his bowl... 1277 03:19:07,638 --> 03:19:10,057 ...and put him on the carpet. 1278 03:19:12,726 --> 03:19:15,854 And whatwas Emilio doing on the carpet? 1279 03:19:16,855 --> 03:19:18,732 Flapping. 1280 03:19:19,566 --> 03:19:22,121 And then you stomped on him. 1281 03:19:23,821 --> 03:19:26,365 And when you lifted up your foot... 1282 03:19:27,491 --> 03:19:31,437 - ... what was Emilio doing then? - Nothing. 1283 03:19:31,537 --> 03:19:34,498 He stopped flapping, didn't he? 1284 03:19:36,834 --> 03:19:38,627 She told me later... 1285 03:19:39,420 --> 03:19:41,780 ...that the second she lifted up her foot 1286 03:19:41,880 --> 03:19:46,076 and saw Emilio not flapping, she knew what she had done. 1287 03:19:46,176 --> 03:19:51,206 Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? 1288 03:19:51,306 --> 03:19:56,645 A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet. 1289 03:19:58,647 --> 03:20:04,345 So powerful, even a four-year-old with no concept of life or death... 1290 03:20:04,445 --> 03:20:06,238 ...knew what it meant. 1291 03:20:07,489 --> 03:20:10,001 You loved Emilio, didn't you? 1292 03:20:11,201 --> 03:20:14,121 Well... I love Mommy too. 1293 03:20:15,664 --> 03:20:17,941 But I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio. 1294 03:20:18,041 --> 03:20:21,862 - You stomped on Mommy? - Worse. 1295 03:20:21,962 --> 03:20:23,989 I shot Mommy. 1296 03:20:24,089 --> 03:20:27,242 Not pretend shooting like we were just doing. 1297 03:20:27,342 --> 03:20:29,119 I shot her for real. 1298 03:20:29,219 --> 03:20:31,663 Why? Did you want to see what would happen? 1299 03:20:31,763 --> 03:20:36,293 No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. 1300 03:20:36,393 --> 03:20:41,006 What I didn't know was, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me. 1301 03:20:41,106 --> 03:20:44,943 - What happened? - I was very sad. 1302 03:20:47,029 --> 03:20:49,181 And that's when I learned... 1303 03:20:49,281 --> 03:20:54,578 ...some things, once you do, they can never be undone. 1304 03:20:57,581 --> 03:21:02,736 - What happened to Mommy? - Why don't you ask Mommy? 1305 03:21:02,836 --> 03:21:05,948 You OK, Mommy? Does it hurt? 1306 03:21:06,048 --> 03:21:07,966 No, sweetie. 1307 03:21:09,843 --> 03:21:11,845 Doesn't hurt anymore. 1308 03:21:17,935 --> 03:21:20,187 Did it make you sick? 1309 03:21:20,854 --> 03:21:25,342 No. It made me sleep. 1310 03:21:25,442 --> 03:21:28,512 That's why I haven't been with you. B.B. I've been asleep. 1311 03:21:28,612 --> 03:21:31,448 But you're awake now, Mommy. Right? 1312 03:21:32,115 --> 03:21:35,394 I'm wide awake, pretty girl. 1313 03:21:35,494 --> 03:21:40,732 B.B., would you like Mommy to watch a video with you before sleepy time? 1314 03:21:42,292 --> 03:21:45,779 Mommy, do you want to watch a video with me before sleepy time? 1315 03:21:45,879 --> 03:21:48,866 Oh, yeah! I would love to. 1316 03:21:48,966 --> 03:21:51,660 - Which one do you wanna watch? - Shogun Assassin. 1317 03:21:51,760 --> 03:21:54,163 No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long. 1318 03:21:56,763 --> 03:21:58,333 No, it's not. 1319 03:21:58,433 --> 03:22:03,146 Well, then, I'll leave you ladies to it. 1320 03:22:09,653 --> 03:22:15,100 When I was little, my father was famous. 1321 03:22:15,200 --> 03:22:19,396 He was the greatest samurai in the empire. 1322 03:22:19,496 --> 03:22:22,774 And he was the shogun's decapitator. 1323 03:22:22,874 --> 03:22:27,905 He cut off the heads of 131 lords. 1324 03:22:28,005 --> 03:22:32,576 My father would come home to Mother and when he would see her, 1325 03:22:32,676 --> 03:22:35,412 he would forget about the killings. 1326 03:22:35,512 --> 03:22:40,584 He wasn't scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him. 1327 03:22:40,684 --> 03:22:43,337 Maybe that was the problem. 1328 03:22:43,437 --> 03:22:46,315 One night, the shogun sent... 1329 03:25:08,039 --> 03:25:10,959 I was just admiring your sword. 1330 03:25:12,043 --> 03:25:13,962 Quite a piece of work. 1331 03:25:15,297 --> 03:25:19,284 Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san? 1332 03:25:19,384 --> 03:25:20,844 He's good. 1333 03:25:22,846 --> 03:25:24,848 Has his sushi gotten any better? 1334 03:25:28,643 --> 03:25:33,715 You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword. 1335 03:25:33,815 --> 03:25:38,136 It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill. 1336 03:25:38,236 --> 03:25:40,322 That'd do it. 1337 03:26:11,520 --> 03:26:16,858 I suppose the idea is we cross Hanzo swords. Am I right? 1338 03:26:18,902 --> 03:26:20,470 Well, 1339 03:26:20,570 --> 03:26:25,642 it just so happens this hacienda has its own private beach. 1340 03:26:25,742 --> 03:26:30,063 And that private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful 1341 03:26:30,163 --> 03:26:31,832 bathed in moonlight. 1342 03:26:33,166 --> 03:26:36,069 And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. 1343 03:26:36,169 --> 03:26:42,743 So, swordfighter, if you want a swordfight, that's where I suggest. 1344 03:26:42,843 --> 03:26:46,997 But if you wanna be old school about it... 1345 03:26:47,097 --> 03:26:50,751 ...and you know I'm all about old school... 1346 03:26:50,851 --> 03:26:54,504 ...then we could wait until dawn and slice each other up at sunrise 1347 03:26:54,604 --> 03:26:56,773 like a couple of real-life honest... 1348 03:26:59,384 --> 03:27:00,393 Now, 1349 03:27:00,494 --> 03:27:02,090 if you don't settle down, 1350 03:27:02,191 --> 03:27:04,222 I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. 1351 03:27:04,322 --> 03:27:07,776 And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in. 1352 03:27:11,961 --> 03:27:14,024 I'm just fuckin' with you. 1353 03:27:15,125 --> 03:27:16,585 Now... 1354 03:27:17,335 --> 03:27:19,905 ...when it comes to you... 1355 03:27:20,005 --> 03:27:21,673 ...and us... 1356 03:27:23,633 --> 03:27:26,787 ...I have a few unanswered questions. 1357 03:27:26,887 --> 03:27:32,434 So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, 1358 03:27:33,435 --> 03:27:38,023 I'm gonna ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. 1359 03:27:38,773 --> 03:27:41,776 However, there in lies a dilemma. 1360 03:27:43,028 --> 03:27:45,597 Because when it comes to the subject of me, 1361 03:27:45,697 --> 03:27:50,894 I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth. 1362 03:27:50,994 --> 03:27:55,524 Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself. 1363 03:27:55,624 --> 03:27:58,944 And when it comes to the subject of me, 1364 03:27:59,044 --> 03:28:05,742 I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. 1365 03:28:05,842 --> 03:28:08,036 How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? 1366 03:28:08,136 --> 03:28:09,663 Well, 1367 03:28:09,763 --> 03:28:11,957 it just so happens, 1368 03:28:12,057 --> 03:28:14,084 I have a solution. 1369 03:28:15,184 --> 03:28:16,628 Gotcha! 1370 03:28:16,728 --> 03:28:18,939 Goddamn! 1371 03:28:21,399 --> 03:28:24,803 What the fuck did you just shoot me with? 1372 03:28:24,903 --> 03:28:28,657 My greatest invention. Or at least my favorite. 1373 03:28:29,324 --> 03:28:30,340 Don't touch it, 1374 03:28:30,441 --> 03:28:32,987 or I'll stick another one right in your cheek. 1375 03:28:36,998 --> 03:28:39,029 What lies within that dart, 1376 03:28:39,430 --> 03:28:43,238 just begging to course its way through your veins... 1377 03:28:43,338 --> 03:28:47,784 ...is an incredibly potent and quite infallible truth serum. 1378 03:28:47,884 --> 03:28:50,871 I call it "The Undisputed Truth. " 1379 03:28:50,971 --> 03:28:56,017 Twice as strong as sodium pentothal, with no druggie after effects. 1380 03:28:56,559 --> 03:29:02,424 Except for a slight wave of euphoria. You feel it? 1381 03:29:02,524 --> 03:29:05,051 - Euphoria? - Yeah. 1382 03:29:05,151 --> 03:29:08,530 - No. - Too bad. 1383 03:29:09,656 --> 03:29:11,808 As you know... 1384 03:29:11,908 --> 03:29:15,537 ...I'm quite keen on comic books. 1385 03:29:16,204 --> 03:29:19,107 Especially the ones about superheroes. 1386 03:29:19,207 --> 03:29:24,821 I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. 1387 03:29:24,921 --> 03:29:28,550 Take my favorite superhero, Superman. 1388 03:29:29,592 --> 03:29:32,679 Not a great comic book. Not particularly well drawn. 1389 03:29:36,057 --> 03:29:38,418 But the mythology... 1390 03:29:38,518 --> 03:29:41,938 The mythology is not only great, it's unique. 1391 03:29:42,605 --> 03:29:46,217 How long does this shit take to go into effect? 1392 03:29:46,317 --> 03:29:47,421 About two minutes. 1393 03:29:47,522 --> 03:29:50,180 Just long enough for me to finish my point. 1394 03:29:50,280 --> 03:29:55,477 Now, a staple of the superhero mythology 1395 03:29:55,577 --> 03:29:58,521 is there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. 1396 03:29:58,621 --> 03:30:03,117 Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. 1397 03:30:03,960 --> 03:30:07,906 When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. 1398 03:30:08,006 --> 03:30:12,510 He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. 1399 03:30:13,178 --> 03:30:19,042 And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. 1400 03:30:19,142 --> 03:30:21,920 Superman didn't become Superman. 1401 03:30:22,020 --> 03:30:24,589 Superman was born Superman. 1402 03:30:24,689 --> 03:30:28,193 When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. 1403 03:30:29,194 --> 03:30:31,780 His alter ego is Clark Kent. 1404 03:30:32,655 --> 03:30:35,767 His outfit with the big red "S" - 1405 03:30:35,867 --> 03:30:39,562 that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. 1406 03:30:39,662 --> 03:30:42,082 Those are his clothes. 1407 03:30:42,624 --> 03:30:47,862 What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. 1408 03:30:47,962 --> 03:30:52,467 That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. 1409 03:30:54,135 --> 03:30:57,622 Clark Kent is how Superman views us. 1410 03:30:57,722 --> 03:31:00,875 And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? 1411 03:31:00,975 --> 03:31:02,519 He's weak... 1412 03:31:03,478 --> 03:31:06,256 ...he's unsure of himself... 1413 03:31:06,356 --> 03:31:08,149 ...he's a coward. 1414 03:31:09,150 --> 03:31:14,239 Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. 1415 03:31:15,990 --> 03:31:20,662 Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton. 1416 03:31:21,704 --> 03:31:23,898 Aso. 1417 03:31:23,998 --> 03:31:26,334 The point emerges. 1418 03:31:28,002 --> 03:31:31,489 You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. 1419 03:31:31,589 --> 03:31:34,467 But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. 1420 03:31:35,468 --> 03:31:40,582 And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. 1421 03:31:40,682 --> 03:31:42,684 Oh, you can... take the needle out. 1422 03:31:49,941 --> 03:31:52,260 Are you calling me a superhero? 1423 03:31:52,360 --> 03:31:53,862 I'm calling you a killer. 1424 03:31:54,529 --> 03:31:57,432 A natural born killer. 1425 03:31:57,532 --> 03:32:01,186 You always have been, and you always will be. 1426 03:32:01,286 --> 03:32:03,396 Moving to El Paso... 1427 03:32:03,496 --> 03:32:06,858 ...working in a used record store... 1428 03:32:06,958 --> 03:32:09,611 ...goin' to the movies with Tommy... 1429 03:32:09,711 --> 03:32:11,154 ...clipping coupons. 1430 03:32:11,254 --> 03:32:13,073 That's you... 1431 03:32:13,173 --> 03:32:16,576 ...trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. 1432 03:32:16,676 --> 03:32:19,704 That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. 1433 03:32:19,804 --> 03:32:21,931 But you're not a worker bee. 1434 03:32:23,183 --> 03:32:25,877 You're a renegade killer bee. 1435 03:32:25,977 --> 03:32:29,089 And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate 1436 03:32:29,189 --> 03:32:32,217 or how fat your ass got, 1437 03:32:32,317 --> 03:32:36,237 nothing in the world would ever change that. 1438 03:32:38,615 --> 03:32:40,408 First question: 1439 03:32:42,785 --> 03:32:47,457 Did you really think your life in El Paso was gonna work? 1440 03:32:53,880 --> 03:32:55,590 No! 1441 03:32:59,135 --> 03:33:02,163 But I would've had B.B.! 1442 03:33:02,263 --> 03:33:04,833 Don't get me wrong. 1443 03:33:04,933 --> 03:33:08,837 I think you would have been a wonderful mother. 1444 03:33:08,937 --> 03:33:11,022 But you are a killer. 1445 03:33:15,610 --> 03:33:18,263 All those people you killed to get to me... 1446 03:33:18,363 --> 03:33:20,949 ...felt damn good, didn't they? 1447 03:33:23,034 --> 03:33:24,702 Yes. 1448 03:33:25,620 --> 03:33:28,039 Every single one of them? 1449 03:33:38,132 --> 03:33:39,968 Yes. 1450 03:33:43,304 --> 03:33:45,832 That was the warm up round. 1451 03:33:45,932 --> 03:33:50,603 Now comes the $64,000 question. 1452 03:33:57,944 --> 03:34:01,656 Why did you run away from me with my baby? 1453 03:34:05,493 --> 03:34:08,897 Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on? 1454 03:34:08,997 --> 03:34:10,707 Of course. 1455 03:34:11,457 --> 03:34:13,501 Lisa Wong. 1456 03:34:14,752 --> 03:34:17,547 The morning I left, I was sick. 1457 03:34:19,090 --> 03:34:22,176 On the plane, I threw up. 1458 03:34:23,511 --> 03:34:26,014 So I started thinking: 1459 03:34:27,432 --> 03:34:29,626 Maybe I was pregnant. 1460 03:34:29,726 --> 03:34:34,764 "Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate on the absorbent end for five seconds. 1461 03:34:36,357 --> 03:34:38,843 "Accurate results in only 90 seconds. 1462 03:34:38,943 --> 03:34:42,405 You can read the results as soon as the line appears in the window. " 1463 03:35:18,549 --> 03:35:19,634 Fuck. 1464 03:35:19,734 --> 03:35:21,928 What I didn't know... 1465 03:35:22,028 --> 03:35:26,140 ...was that somewhere on my journey I had been spotted. 1466 03:35:26,240 --> 03:35:29,844 With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong long 1467 03:35:30,045 --> 03:35:32,513 to send an assassin of her own. 1468 03:35:33,581 --> 03:35:35,066 Hello, can I help you? 1469 03:35:35,166 --> 03:35:38,611 Hello, I'm Karen Kim. I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. 1470 03:35:38,711 --> 03:35:40,697 I have a welcome gift from the management. 1471 03:35:40,797 --> 03:35:41,948 Oh, that's nice. 1472 03:35:43,724 --> 03:35:45,393 Can you just leave it by the door? 1473 03:35:57,805 --> 03:36:01,667 - You pretty good with that shotgun? - Not that I have to be at this range, 1474 03:36:01,767 --> 03:36:03,628 but I'm a fuckin' surgeon with this shotgun. 1475 03:36:03,728 --> 03:36:06,756 Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley. 1476 03:36:06,856 --> 03:36:08,376 And I got you right in my sight. 1477 03:36:08,477 --> 03:36:10,218 I could blow your fuckin' head off. 1478 03:36:10,318 --> 03:36:12,746 Not before I put one right between your eyes, 1479 03:36:13,047 --> 03:36:14,389 so let's talk. 1480 03:36:15,998 --> 03:36:17,792 Karen... 1481 03:36:20,002 --> 03:36:22,405 ...I just found out... 1482 03:36:22,505 --> 03:36:24,324 ...right now... 1483 03:36:24,424 --> 03:36:28,678 ...not a moment before you blew a hole through the door... 1484 03:36:30,471 --> 03:36:34,709 - ... that I'm pregnant. - What is this? 1485 03:36:34,809 --> 03:36:37,170 On the floor by the door... 1486 03:36:37,270 --> 03:36:40,923 ...is a strip that says I'm pregnant. 1487 03:36:41,023 --> 03:36:42,191 Bullshit. 1488 03:36:43,317 --> 03:36:46,846 Any other time, you'd be 100 percent right. 1489 03:36:46,946 --> 03:36:48,781 This time... 1490 03:36:50,366 --> 03:36:52,160 ...you're 100 percent wrong. 1491 03:36:54,203 --> 03:36:57,123 I'm the deadliest woman in the world. 1492 03:36:58,124 --> 03:37:00,234 But right now... 1493 03:37:00,334 --> 03:37:03,004 ...I'm just scared shitless for my baby. 1494 03:37:03,796 --> 03:37:05,465 Please. 1495 03:37:07,008 --> 03:37:09,385 Just look at the strip. 1496 03:37:11,387 --> 03:37:12,881 Please. 1497 03:37:14,474 --> 03:37:18,487 Stay where you are and don't move. 1498 03:37:36,370 --> 03:37:38,314 I don't know what this fuckin' shit means. 1499 03:37:38,414 --> 03:37:40,374 The box with the directions - it's right there. 1500 03:37:52,887 --> 03:37:54,664 "Easy to use. 1501 03:37:54,764 --> 03:37:59,293 Remove the cap and urinate on the absorbent end." 1502 03:37:59,393 --> 03:38:01,003 Blue means pregnant. 1503 03:38:01,103 --> 03:38:03,856 I'll read it myself, thank you. 1504 03:38:11,656 --> 03:38:13,349 Oh, OK. 1505 03:38:13,449 --> 03:38:15,309 Say I were to believe you. What then? 1506 03:38:15,409 --> 03:38:17,453 Just go home. 1507 03:38:19,747 --> 03:38:21,916 I'll do the same. 1508 03:38:41,435 --> 03:38:43,104 Congratulations. 1509 03:38:46,691 --> 03:38:49,469 Before that strip turned blue... 1510 03:38:49,569 --> 03:38:52,029 ...I was a woman, I was your woman. 1511 03:38:53,030 --> 03:38:56,267 I was a killer who killed for you. 1512 03:38:56,367 --> 03:38:59,812 Before that strip turned blue, I would've jumped a motorcycle 1513 03:38:59,912 --> 03:39:01,956 onto a speeding train. 1514 03:39:02,957 --> 03:39:04,709 For you. 1515 03:39:06,294 --> 03:39:09,697 But once that strip turned blue... 1516 03:39:09,797 --> 03:39:13,159 ...I could no longer do any ofthose things. 1517 03:39:13,259 --> 03:39:15,703 Not anymore. 1518 03:39:15,803 --> 03:39:18,180 Because I was gonna be a mother. 1519 03:39:21,392 --> 03:39:23,311 Can you understand that? 1520 03:39:26,397 --> 03:39:28,065 Yes. 1521 03:39:29,066 --> 03:39:31,260 But why didn't you... 1522 03:39:31,360 --> 03:39:33,654 ...tell me then, instead of now? 1523 03:39:34,655 --> 03:39:36,933 Once you knew, you'd claim her. 1524 03:39:37,033 --> 03:39:38,993 And I didn'twant that. 1525 03:39:39,744 --> 03:39:41,938 Not your decision to make. 1526 03:39:42,038 --> 03:39:44,065 Yes. 1527 03:39:44,165 --> 03:39:47,501 But it's the right decision, and I made it for my daughter. 1528 03:39:48,502 --> 03:39:52,214 She deserved to be born with a clean slate. 1529 03:39:53,215 --> 03:39:55,201 But with you... 1530 03:39:55,301 --> 03:39:59,180 ...she would've been born into a world she shouldn't have. 1531 03:40:00,890 --> 03:40:03,100 I had to choose. 1532 03:40:04,310 --> 03:40:06,312 I chose her. 1533 03:40:08,773 --> 03:40:11,551 You know, five years ago, 1534 03:40:11,651 --> 03:40:16,472 if I had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen, 1535 03:40:16,572 --> 03:40:21,702 you performing a coup de grâce on me by bustin' a cap in my crown... 1536 03:40:24,705 --> 03:40:27,333 ...would've been right at the top of the list. 1537 03:40:29,001 --> 03:40:31,087 I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I? 1538 03:40:32,338 --> 03:40:34,156 I- I'm sorry. 1539 03:40:34,256 --> 03:40:36,342 Was that a question? 1540 03:40:37,677 --> 03:40:40,162 Of impossible things that could never happen - 1541 03:40:40,262 --> 03:40:43,724 yes, in this instance you would've been wrong. 1542 03:40:44,225 --> 03:40:45,626 Well? 1543 03:40:45,726 --> 03:40:49,255 When you never came back, 1544 03:40:49,355 --> 03:40:55,428 I naturally assumed Lisa Wong, or somebody else, had killed you. 1545 03:40:55,528 --> 03:40:58,806 Oh! And for the record... 1546 03:40:58,906 --> 03:41:03,060 ...letting somebody think somebody they love is dead when they're not 1547 03:41:03,160 --> 03:41:05,037 is quite cruel. 1548 03:41:08,582 --> 03:41:12,503 I mourned you for three months. 1549 03:41:13,295 --> 03:41:16,590 And in the third month of mourning you... 1550 03:41:17,717 --> 03:41:19,994 ...I tracked you down. 1551 03:41:20,094 --> 03:41:22,288 I wasn't tryin' to track you down. 1552 03:41:22,388 --> 03:41:26,726 I was tryin' to track down the fucking assholes I thought killed you. 1553 03:41:27,852 --> 03:41:29,729 So I find you... 1554 03:41:31,397 --> 03:41:33,633 ...and what do I find? 1555 03:41:33,733 --> 03:41:36,969 Not only are you not dead... 1556 03:41:37,069 --> 03:41:41,282 ...you're getting married to some fucking jerk. 1557 03:41:43,367 --> 03:41:45,828 And you're pregnant. 1558 03:41:49,206 --> 03:41:51,751 I overreacted. 1559 03:42:00,342 --> 03:42:04,163 You overreacted? Is that your explanation? 1560 03:42:04,263 --> 03:42:06,749 I didn't say I was gonna explain myself. 1561 03:42:06,849 --> 03:42:09,126 I said I was gonna tell you the truth. 1562 03:42:09,226 --> 03:42:14,023 But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal. 1563 03:42:16,025 --> 03:42:17,693 I'm a killer. 1564 03:42:18,694 --> 03:42:21,197 I'm a murdering bastard. You know that. 1565 03:42:22,114 --> 03:42:25,017 And there are consequences... 1566 03:42:25,117 --> 03:42:28,496 ...to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. 1567 03:42:29,497 --> 03:42:31,999 You experienced some of them. 1568 03:42:35,586 --> 03:42:39,240 Was my reaction really that surprising? 1569 03:42:39,340 --> 03:42:43,385 Yes. It was. 1570 03:42:45,346 --> 03:42:49,083 Could you do what you did? 1571 03:42:49,183 --> 03:42:51,227 Of course you could. 1572 03:42:53,020 --> 03:42:59,510 But I never thought you would, or could, do that to me. 1573 03:42:59,610 --> 03:43:02,513 I'm really sorry, Kiddo... 1574 03:43:02,613 --> 03:43:04,865 ...but you thought wrong. 1575 03:43:11,038 --> 03:43:15,251 You and I have unfinished business. 1576 03:43:16,043 --> 03:43:19,421 Baby... you ain't kiddin'. 1577 03:43:52,413 --> 03:43:57,918 Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique? 1578 03:44:00,921 --> 03:44:03,257 'Course he did. 1579 03:44:05,009 --> 03:44:07,136 Why didn't you tell me? 1580 03:44:10,890 --> 03:44:13,100 I don't know. 1581 03:44:15,352 --> 03:44:17,187 Because I'm... 1582 03:44:18,272 --> 03:44:20,441 ...a bad person. 1583 03:44:21,483 --> 03:44:23,152 No. 1584 03:44:25,112 --> 03:44:28,182 You're not a bad person. 1585 03:44:28,282 --> 03:44:31,185 You're a terrific person. 1586 03:44:31,285 --> 03:44:34,622 You're my favorite person. 1587 03:44:35,789 --> 03:44:38,751 But every once in a while... 1588 03:44:39,752 --> 03:44:41,712 ...you can be a real cunt. 1589 03:45:01,315 --> 03:45:03,275 How do I look? 1590 03:45:18,832 --> 03:45:21,418 You look ready. 1591 03:47:08,067 --> 03:47:12,279 Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower. 1592 03:47:18,317 --> 03:47:20,562 Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. 1593 03:47:20,662 --> 03:47:22,690 Let's go to press. Flash. 1594 03:47:22,790 --> 03:47:25,484 Do you have a magpie in your home? 1595 03:47:25,584 --> 03:47:27,903 If you do, you are most fortunate. 1596 03:47:28,003 --> 03:47:31,573 The magpie is the most charming bird in all the world. 1597 03:47:31,673 --> 03:47:34,201 He is the best friend a farmer ever had. 1598 03:47:34,301 --> 03:47:37,329 Treat him gently. Treat him kindly. 1599 03:47:37,429 --> 03:47:41,934 And always remember, the magpie deserves your respect. 1600 03:48:17,845 --> 03:48:19,221 Thank you. 1601 03:48:20,472 --> 03:48:23,308 Thank you. Thank you. 1602 03:48:24,726 --> 03:48:26,728 Oh, thank you. 1603 03:48:28,939 --> 03:48:30,966 Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 1604 03:48:31,066 --> 03:48:33,594 I ain't got no headache. 1605 03:48:33,694 --> 03:48:36,697 Oh yes, you have, brother. 1606 04:01:40,980 --> 04:01:42,815 And, action! 1607 04:01:45,652 --> 04:01:47,111 Cut. 1608 04:01:47,737 --> 04:01:49,822 Oh, come on. Let's do it again. 1609 04:02:06,000 --> 04:02:07,500 -- English -- 1610 04:02:08,305 --> 04:02:14,529 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles